konying 

The action of masturbating violently in public while naked and dehydrated. While you beat the ground at a corner of a street.

I was walking home and saw some guy konying at the corner of my street.

konying by Dakevor August 13, 2012

Kony-ing 

The act of going to the McDonalds Drive-thru, buying a few ice cream cones and throwing them all into an empty back seat for your "Invisible Children"

I made a huge mess in the back of my car when I went Kony-ing.

Kony-ing by N.Silva June 16, 2012

funky konging 

To do a girl from behind until the point of climax while wearing sunglasses, then promptly smash a surfboard on her head. Then beating your chest while yelling out "Yow, Yow". Afterward pull out a banana so you can really go to town.

Yow, Yow. Dude you should try funky konging tonight with Vanessa

funky konging by funkyKong69 March 17, 2017

Donkey Konging 

Donkey Konging is used as a verb.

1. Informal term to convey that one is playing the game Donkey Kong.
2. Any type of vag obliterating sexual technique.
3. Donkey Kong, Donkey Konging, or Donkey Konged can be substituted for almost any verb to spice up your sentences and make everything you say sound

disgusting.

1. I was Donkey Konging myself all last night.

2. I was Donkey Konging my girlfriend last night and boy, were there flecks of vagina and blood all over the walls!

3. I'm going to Donkey Kong you when I get there.

Donkey Konging by projectilevomiting January 24, 2010

konging 

Slathering peanut butter on the penis for oral sex

Konging is much, much easier to do with with creamy than it is with crunchy.

konging by mizezslo June 1, 2019

Donkey Konging 

Verb

Also known as "DKing," the act of taking a banana peel (or as many as necessary) and shoving your penis inside of the empty peel and jacking off into it.

Sydney told Dakota to start Donkey Konging once he said he was lonely.

Donkey Konging by uglyinpink August 16, 2014

konging 

Konging V: To get it on like Donkey Kong.
Have sexual relations

Last night, Bill and Jenny were Konging on the couch.

konging by Old Gregory April 24, 2008