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knoodle knocker 

Gangsters who prefer to shoot their victims in the head at close range.
Drive-by's are for pussies, we are knoodle knockers.
knoodle knocker by Cody Wilkes September 30, 2007

Kroodler 

a beer or someone who drinks lots of beer and is nice.
- "dude did you see how many kroodlers that guy drank!?"

- "Yeah that dude a Kroodler fo sho."
Kroodler by beverly bounce house January 21, 2011

Kanoodlebird 

People engaging in excessive cuddling the public simply does not need to see. Like birds in mating season.
All right you kanoodlebirds get off of each other right now or you’ll both have detention.
Kanoodlebird by Misterlady March 23, 2019

Douche Kanoodler 

A douche kanoodler is someone so douchey that their douchiness screams I'm a douche. A douche kanoodler cheats on his girlfriends multiple times a day. Douche kanoodlers suck at life so bad their douchiness stinks up everything around them.
Dude your beyond an ass douche your a douche kanoodler
Douche Kanoodler by lizzchick September 16, 2011
the act of sexual intercourse.
"who would you kanoodle with first?"
"i would kanoodle with kale and then taco because kale is hot."
kanoodle by deathfish October 3, 2020
they were upstairs kanoodling, now my sheets stink.
kanoodle by mike February 27, 2003
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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