mike's definitions

Dreamshake

Basketball move. When your back is to the defender and you give a few quick left-to-right minature juke moves before turning around and shooting.

I've been rockin' the dreamshake this entire game.

by mike March 21, 2005

tits

some thing to play with when your bored and they're the first thing that catches your eye.

im bored but damn look at those things.

by Mike February 26, 2005

Novadona

1. Of, or relating to the inner walls of the vagina.

2. Obsession of the vaginal area

Mark inserted his penis into Betty's novadona

by mike June 17, 2004

egg

A Morman pathological lier; ofter calls himself fat and says he will have a heart attack if he ever came close to something fun.

On our trip to Salt Lake City we saw many eggs.

by Mike March 21, 2003

Boon

a person or object bearing similarities to the baboon

you sir, are a boon

by mike November 25, 2003

springsuit

a wetsuit - usually a shorty - half way between a winter suit and a summer suit. normally 3-4 mm of neoprene for when the water is hovering around 15-20c.

the water is warming up. i think ill put my springsuit on

by mike June 20, 2006

poes

Derogitory for vagina, or someone who acts like a cunt.

Pass the spliff you fucking poes!
Jesus that cunteater is a slippery poes!
Dont be a poes.

by Mike May 2, 2003