mike's definitions

piercings

an african thing where u take small objects and put them into yur skin to look cool, and something i want more of

my mom hates piercings but fuck that, im gettin them

by mike March 3, 2004

Fer Shlotes

You must live it to know it.

Fer Sholtisees, Fer Shylotes, Fer Shinglopingtons, etc.

by mike January 19, 2004

Voodoo Shit

The biggest shit ever existed. Used with "man" after to prove that you're speaking to someone.

"That's voodoo shit, man!"

by MiKe May 28, 2004

jinx

when two people coincidentally say the same phrase together at the same time, the first one to then say "jinx" puts bad luck on the other.

Tina and Heather both say "I'm going to the movies" simultaneously.

Heather one-ups Tina by saying declaring "jinx"!

by Mike May 4, 2004

radicus

Someone or something that is extremely rad

See that girl over there, Meghan? She's radicus

by Mike February 1, 2005

Zedism

Zedism (from the letter Z, "zed" that is used in Russia as the symbol of invasion in Ukraine and struggle against the West) is a neofascist trend in contemporary Russian politics and ideology that combines a cult of military force, imperial expansionism, nationalism, and xenophobia.

Zedism is the ideology of the end, that's why its symbol is the last letter of the alphabet. Zedism threatens the West and the entire world with nuclear destruction. It is potentially more dangerous than old fascism. (Mike Epstein)

by Mike May 25, 2022

Ohio

Just admit it... the best state EVER. Also, (refering to defn. #14) don't diss Ohio if you can't even freakin spell "CLEVELAND" right. Secondly, Ohio WAS NOT the Flordia of the 2004 election. We voted red (like it or not... frankly I voted white) 51% to 49% so you all can piss-off. Statistcally, people that live in northeast Ohio around C-Town North (that's Cleveland) have the correct pronounciation of the American English Language so y'all can just kiss my brass. Not to mention we have the best roller coaster park in the nation (Cedar Point) which holds more than 13 world records. Yes, our seasons are Winter, Construction and More Construction but hey... at least we're not Michigan.

Oh yeah... it's POP not SODA

All hail Ohio... because you're just pissed off you don't live here.

by Mike December 15, 2004