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A crap magazine that is full of stupid stories from pussy, punk-ass kids who go to those locations, ruin them by vandalising them and having them closed down or demolished because of their stupid ideas.
I WANTED to go to Demons Alley, but because Weird NJ told every stupid ass kid and his brother about it, they got their first, ruined everything, and it got demolished.
by Mike July 20, 2004
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Get the mcglumphy mug.People who are failures in life. People who when you see you just say "wutta wonkanigger" for lack of a better or funnier word. Your mailman could be a wonkanigger, the guy behind the counter, your aunt, or even YOU...dun dun dun P.S. Dan Kreiger of New Jersey is a WonkaNigger with his cheap dirty Chuck Taylors
An Example of a WonkaNigger, anyone you see, basically its just another way of saying that person looks stupid corny gay retarded nigletish
by Mike April 22, 2004
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