mike's definitions

Gandalf's beard

Pubic hair that grows longer on the balls than the thatch on top of the penis!

Dirt Bird 1: Oh my God! look at his balls how hairy are they?
Dirt Bird 2: fuckin hell its like gandalf's beard!
Dirt Bird 1: HA HA HA HA YEAH AND HIS DICK IS HI NOSE!

by MIKE March 19, 2004

lewl

when you say hello in swedish, you can also say "lewl" ;)

tjenare lewl... hur e läget?

by mike March 29, 2003

cracky

Used to refer to someone who is coming own off har rugs an is all "twigged out", and therefore doing things such as 1.) swatting bugs that are not there 2.) dodging projectiles that are not there 3.) buying alcohol when you're all wrecked and 7 a.m.

Hey cracky, pass the shit.

by mike November 30, 2003

clowns

chris and pam wollersheim

The clowns blocked their own children from calling them on the phone.

by mike July 31, 2003

popular girls

Well techinically, popular means well liked, and well known, and just because you don't like one of them doesn't mean that no 1 else does
Well, lots of popular girls can be bitchy, but many others are really nice people, with great senses of humour, and who cares if they're sluts or do drugs...its a stupid decision, but you can't judge them because of it. I recommend just ignoring them or else stop complaining because ur jealous of what they have.

Sarah is popular, but shes rully nice

by Mike February 25, 2005

fantology

ontology of possible worlds and fanstastic beings. This discipline bridges philosophical thought and artistic imagination.

The task of fantology is to explicate all possibilities of being, including those of alternative worlds, and to ground the practical discipline of world-formation.

by Mike May 30, 2008

Slap Happy

when getting head squeeze her throat and slap her across the face

she was annoying so i got gave her a slap happy moment

by mike November 14, 2004