mike's definitions

Quitcher

A contraction for the words "Quit your". Used ONLY in the phrase "Quitcher bitchin'".

"Dude, there are maggots oozing from my anus!"
"Quitcher bitchin'."

by Mike October 25, 2004

Ricco

The coolest kid EVER. His first name is Mike. HE's so cool.

The geek said man I wish i was as cool as Ricco.

by Mike August 26, 2004

Besotted

to be loved up with someone

im besotted with george

by mike May 13, 2005

Afro Crouch

When a girl has an alot of pubes and it looks like an afro

Just Look at lisa filo's head, she must have an afro crouch

by mike January 6, 2004

wet butt

n. - a medical condition consiting of poop remnants mixing with sweaty discharge

characterized by: moistness between the butt cheeks

symptoms include: tire tracks in underwear paired with easily noticed offensive odor

common names include: soup ass, stink butt, swamp ass, crotch rot, and monkey butt

Darn, after running that mile, I had a mean case of wet butt.

by mike February 22, 2004

looney bird

noun:a crazy person. this is to sound as is if you are gay. ment to confuse or to disgust the person to which you are speaking.

Oh, John, you're such a looney bird.

by Mike November 26, 2003

hack

An ugly, nasty, solution chosen usually because of time-constraints, whimsy or incompetence.

We don't know how to do physics in our game right, so we just hacked it.

by Mike November 25, 2003