mike's definitions

Dreamshake

Basketball move. When your back is to the defender and you give a few quick left-to-right minature juke moves before turning around and shooting.

I've been rockin' the dreamshake this entire game.

by mike March 21, 2005

dotis

The small area between the testicles and the anus.
A.K.A.Gooch

Bob has a hairy Dotis.

by mike March 31, 2003

tits

some thing to play with when your bored and they're the first thing that catches your eye.

im bored but damn look at those things.

by Mike February 26, 2005

bamfing

the act of teleporting, to remove one self from one area very quickly.
Comes from the word "bamf!" which was used by marvel comics to describe the sound that Nightcrawler makes when using his teleportation powers

I'm bamfing like nightcrawler

by Mike April 24, 2006

egg

A Morman pathological lier; ofter calls himself fat and says he will have a heart attack if he ever came close to something fun.

On our trip to Salt Lake City we saw many eggs.

by Mike March 21, 2003

Diet Dr Pepper

n. Tastes more like regular Dr. Pepper

I bought Diet Dr. Pepper because it was on sale.

by Mike December 15, 2004

Old mans wang

the medical term also known as Impotence

Jeremy Braun tried viagra to cure his old mans wang

by mike January 6, 2004