mike's definitions

Diet Dr Pepper

n. Tastes more like regular Dr. Pepper

I bought Diet Dr. Pepper because it was on sale.

by Mike December 15, 2004

WWE

The original in sports-entertainment. Formally known as World Wrestling Federation until the pandas(World Wildlife Fund) sued them all because of the websites domain. Stars from the WWF/E include Bruno Samartino, "The Game" Triple H, "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers, "Nature Boy" Ric Flair, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, "The Immortal" Hollywood Hulk Hogan, "The Eight Wonder of the World" Andre The Giant, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, "The People's Champion" The Rock, The Undertaker, Bret "The Hitman" Hart, "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels, Kurt Angle, Mankind, "The Legend Killer" Randy Orton and "The Docta of Thuganomics" John Cena.

WWF(Wrestling) > WWE > You > Pandas

by Mike March 30, 2005

dotis

The small area between the testicles and the anus.
A.K.A.Gooch

Bob has a hairy Dotis.

by mike March 31, 2003

babania

Heroin, scag, junk, boy, pants,....whatever you want to call it

The only way I'm snorting that babania is if there's no needles around.

by Mike December 24, 2005

Quantum Leap

Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Doctor Sam Beckett led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project known as "Quantum Leap."

Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Dr. Beckett prematurely stepped into the Project Accelerator, and vanished......
He awoke to find himself trapped in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own.

Fortunately, contact with his own time was maintained through brain wave transmissions with Al, the Project Observer who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Dr. Beckett can see and hear.

Trapped in the past, Dr. Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, putting things right that once went wrong, and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home..........

You know, maybe this quantum leaping isn't such a bad deal after all. Getting a chance to put things right, to make the world a better place - who knows what I can accomplish before I'm done.
-- Sam Beckett, "Genesis"

by Mike January 24, 2004

tits

some thing to play with when your bored and they're the first thing that catches your eye.

im bored but damn look at those things.

by Mike February 26, 2005

egg

A Morman pathological lier; ofter calls himself fat and says he will have a heart attack if he ever came close to something fun.

On our trip to Salt Lake City we saw many eggs.

by Mike March 21, 2003