Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Misterlady

Bragcinator

Someone who spends way too much time on social media bragging about getting the Covid-19 vaccine.

That bragcinator actually posted on Facebook that he was celebrating his 14 day immuniversary after getting his second dose of the Covid-19 vaccine.

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That person we all know who actually buys into Q anon theories and thinks the rest of us are crazy for not believing.

Yeah, that crazy Qookamongus actually thought Donald Trump was going to be inaugurated as the 19th president on March 4th.

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That person we all know who actually buys it and Q anon theories it is convinced the rest of us are crazy for not believe.

Yeah, that crazy Qookamongus actually believed Donald Trump was going to be sworn in as the 19th president on March 4.

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A chroniccondition caused by spending so much time stockling a particular person and their post that you eventually become Facebookfriends .

“ in spite of the whole naked mannequin incident, Jan’s Stockling Syndrome compelled her to friend Barb on Facebook”

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Using Google to stalk, track down, and profile someone who unjustly and self righteously attacked you leaning on their perceived moral high ground.

Jan began stalkling Barb furiously after Barb notified the authorities of her naked mannequin.

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People engaging in excessive cuddling the public simply does not need to see. Like birds in mating season.

All right you kanoodlebirds get off of each other right now or you’ll both have detention.

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Something so shameful and embarrassing that one discretely keeps it secret even from their closest friends.

My discrecret relationship with my neighbor's wife is something I'll never discuss.

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