Misterlady's definitions

Sterpuft

Someone using so many steroids they look like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

"Dang, it's the Sterpuft Marshmallow Man."

by Misterlady March 12, 2016

stalkling

Using Google to stalk, track down, and profile someone who unjustly and self righteously attacked you leaning on their perceived moral high ground.

Jan began stalkling Barb furiously after Barb notified the authorities of her naked mannequin.

by Misterlady May 7, 2019

Stockling Syndrome

A chroniccondition caused by spending so much time stockling a particular person and their post that you eventually become Facebookfriends .

“ in spite of the whole naked mannequin incident, Jan’s Stockling Syndrome compelled her to friend Barb on Facebook”

by Misterlady May 9, 2019

Kanoodlebird

People engaging in excessive cuddling the public simply does not need to see. Like birds in mating season.

All right you kanoodlebirds get off of each other right now or you’ll both have detention.

by Misterlady March 23, 2019

Discrecret

Something so shameful and embarrassing that one discretely keeps it secret even from their closest friends.

My discrecret relationship with my neighbor's wife is something I'll never discuss.

by Misterlady June 18, 2016

Discrecret

Something so damaging to one's reputation that the information should never be revealed.

The Senator hoped his discrecret relationship with a cheap hooker would never come to light.

by Misterlady June 18, 2016

qookamongus

That person we all know who actually buys it and Q anon theories it is convinced the rest of us are crazy for not believe.

Yeah, that crazy Qookamongus actually believed Donald Trump was going to be sworn in as the 19th president on March 4.

by Misterlady March 4, 2021