lizzchick's definitions

hobface

Hobface
a word describing someone who is a hobknocker.

Someone who is two faced and loves having sex with animals. Especially small elephants.

A hobface is two faced is egocentric and egotistical.

That girl Kayla just tripped me
Yeah she's a total hobface

by lizzchick September 21, 2011

Douche Kanoodler

A douche kanoodler is someone so douchey that their douchiness screams I'm a douche. A douche kanoodler cheats on his girlfriends multiple times a day. Douche kanoodlers suck at life so bad their douchiness stinks up everything around them.

Dude your beyond an ass douche your a douche kanoodler

by lizzchick September 16, 2011

Hobface

Someone who likes having sex with animals is two faced and a liar.

Also likes having sex with small elephants

Kayla tripped me
Yeah I know she's a total hobface

by lizzchick September 21, 2011