kluger 

a person with a great job in bed including very large genitalia

my pussy is too small for a kluger

kluger by the kluger June 23, 2009

the Chris Kluwe Gambit 

A professional athlete at the end of his career with declining skills takes up some libtarded cause and make a total jackass of himself like a drunk Tourettes victim. Then when he gets cut, he can blame the bigoted team or owners.

Colin Kaepernick appears to be using the Chris Kluwe Gambit.

the Chris Kluwe Gambit by james savik August 8, 2020

kluge 

In the computer world: a clunky, unpolished, quickly thrown together, "solution" that accomplishes the required task, but is the equivalent of a Band-Aid or a "temporary support brace". Kluges are often used when the problem must be corrected ASAP and no time is allowed for a formal solution, or when the person resolving the issue does not know how to fix it correctly. When used correctly, Kluges are always temporary and replaced by a permanent solution. Kluges are not look upon with high regard, and people who use kluges as permanent solutions are not look upon as good administrators or developers.

I had to sync our human resources SQL database with the networks Active Directory by end of day so I kluged together a data transfer script to keep the data in sync until I can get a good utility written.

kluge by derTeufel September 24, 2005

kluemper 

When something exciting is going to happen, but then something unexpected happens as a result of your worthlessness which cancels it.

If you're going to go on a very expensive trip, but then your appendix explodes the week before and you lose all the money you've already payed for it, you've pulled a kluemper.

kluemper by Joe Cancun June 26, 2007

Lubomir Klucka 

A Forever alone Bombastic Pigeon playing on the air guitar, while watching stargate. Sometimes gives very weird comments, but on the other hand he is a very good pall to stick around.

Lubomir klucka why do you live like Lubomir Klucka

Lubomir Klucka by Bibakila November 4, 2013

Klutey 

A big wet vagina. (Pronounced: Kloo-T)

Three fingers in the Klutey.

Klutey by Kluteyyyboy1995 September 5, 2015

Klue 

Klue is an AI-powered Competitive Intelligence platform that automates the collection of competitive and market intelligence for product marketers and competitive intelligence teams. The platform collects, curates, and delivers actionable competitor insights to empower teams to win more business.

Klue: Your one-stop shop, all in one platform for all things competitive intel

Klue by Kluebee December 19, 2022