In the computer world: a clunky, unpolished, quickly thrown together, "solution" that accomplishes the required task, but is the equivalent of a Band-Aid or a "temporary support brace". Kluges are often used when the problem must be corrected ASAP and no time is allowed for a formal solution, or when the person resolving the issue does not know how to fix it correctly. When used correctly, Kluges are always temporary and replaced by a permanent solution. Kluges are not look upon with high regard, and people who use kluges as permanent solutions are not look upon as good administrators or developers.
I had to sync our human resources SQL database with the networks Active Directory by end of day so I kluged together a data transfer script to keep the data in sync until I can get a good utility written.
by derTeufel September 9, 2005
person 1: did you hear about that kluge virus?
person 2: ye i herd abut tat
person 1: OH GOD YOU GOT THE KLUGE VIRUS
person 2: ye i herd abut tat
person 1: OH GOD YOU GOT THE KLUGE VIRUS
by Asswhooper69 September 4, 2021
A very strange man, mainly because they like gingers. Eats 24/7. Plays mine-craft everyday and pretends he can get girls but unfortunately can't at all. And ends up sucking penis when he gets rejected. And will never be good at anything. And also steals your songs.
Your boy is a Kolton Kluge!
by 347tyweduyfv June 21, 2017
An extremely obese man that has a small chode-like penis and has an extremely annoying high pitched voice. He also doesn't know how to talk to girls, plays Minecraft every day, and worst of all he likes gingers.
by SassySteve101 June 21, 2017