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the offput misunderstanding of a persons entire personality• a person whom makes it impossible for a person to get to know them making them - that person is klue
nahh bro that niggas klue
klue by isochi March 13, 2023

kluemper 

When something exciting is going to happen, but then something unexpected happens as a result of your worthlessness which cancels it.
If you're going to go on a very expensive trip, but then your appendix explodes the week before and you lose all the money you've already payed for it, you've pulled a kluemper.
kluemper by Joe Cancun June 26, 2007

klueless klux klan 

A very konfused Klanman
uh oh it's the klueless klux klan
klueless klux klan by fartbutt2x August 23, 2004

Kluessendorf 

Definition of this unusual kind of creature can be summed up in one word. DORK. A pretty normal bunch when apart but when put together, expect to be laughing nonstop and always having a good time.
Guy 1:I thought this girl was really cute til i met her family.

Guy 2: Oh.... You didnt know she was a Kluessendorf??
The sound effect made when someone gets hit in the head with a pipe wrench
That must've really hurt your head, bcuz I could hear the klueng sound effect from the other side of the yard!
klueng by Anjlanta the Governor February 13, 2024
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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