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Klutey

Three fingers in the Klutey.
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klutzy

Adjective- the descriptive state of conducting oneself as a klutz- uncoordinated and awkward when performing actions; for example, walking into walls, posts, furniture and people with alarming regularity, pancakes flying to floor when flipping, pretending momentarily to be Baryshnikov and failing miserably, "all elbows and knees"...
1. George Bush displayed a klutzy grasp of the English language.
2. Slapstick is the art of turning being klutzy into entertainment and profit.
by nu? July 5, 2014
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Klute cushion

A large, extremely comfortable cushion that may snuggly seat two people. IMade out of leather, which is dark brown/tan colour, it is normally accepted that a klute cushion is a 'Man's cushion' that men brandish at the suitable moment, normally when watching a movie with friends. However, a klute cushion can also undergo a make-over, where it is covered with some floral material to satisfy the fairer sex. This normally occurs when the couple are married.
Claire: 'Hey, lets watch a movie.'
Elly: 'Sounds like a good idea!'
Urdas: 'Wait, ill go and grab the klute cushion!'
by bilekka111 April 13, 2009
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klugey

Awkwardly designed, jerry-rigged, inefficient, clunky.
I know the tarp is a klugey solution, but we don't have the time to build a car port.
by Jeffrey K. May 17, 2007
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klute

One of the 2.5 clubs in Durham, UK, Klute is the smallest sweatiest shit hole I have ever had the displeasure of visiting. Now exclusively for students, the music in Klute is always cheese, the students are always hammered, and the walls are always dripping with sweat.
Supposedly voted the second worst club in Europe in Sky magazine a few years back, it was then promoted to first place when t's rival in Belgium burnt down.
"Anyone going to klute?"

"No, it's shit."
by OllyB July 6, 2005
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Klutzy Slut

Usually a white bimbo, as the word dictates -

1) She's Klutzy
1a) She's a Ditz with big tits
2) She's slutty or flirty
3) Craves to be owned and objectified

4) High maintenance
5) Can also be a teen
Oh she's just a Klutzy Slut
by AlphaWolfBdsm February 19, 2020
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Klute

Durham (UK's) pitiful excuse for a nightclub. It was named after the 1971 film of the same name, and is known to be either the worst or second worst nightclub in Europe according to an FHM poll.

It's always packed with students who don't mind being crushed up against each other like sardines in a can. Can be fun though. It is also known for playing cheesy music.
Girl) Are you coming to Klute tonight?

Guy) Naa, I've an essay to write for tomorrow.

Girl) Come on, its cheap drinks tonight.

Guy) Oh sod the essay, lets go.
by Pete October 6, 2004
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