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Klucking 

When someone is craving or fiending for either drugs, ciggarette or etc.
Dude, do you have a ciggarette?! Im klucking so hard right now.
Klucking by Kluckboi June 10, 2019
The act of going into somebody else's house, getting drunk, and then proceeding to enter every single room in the house without discretion or prejudice. Must be done while wearing an article of clothing from South America and aggressively claiming to be an explorer.
"Dude! Billy got drunk at my house, found a poncho from Chile and went into every room in my house. He even went in the room with the sign KEEP OUT on it"
"Dude, he likes to go kluking."
kluking by Doctor Kimono April 7, 2010
the act of inserting the index finger into the rectum 2 knuckles deep.
Johnny has his finger 2 knuckles deep into his rectum therefore he is knucking
Knucking by icecreambandit March 17, 2013
Kucking is a word used when talking to a young child about going to the bathroom. It's used in place of the familiar words like crap and poop.
Mommy, I have to kuck. I just kucked in my pants. I'm kucking, I will be done in a little.
kucking by Rotn Autn December 14, 2013

Klocking 

studying achieve a 10 on a slut test; Doing whatever it takes to keep the legs apart; Boasting about how easy thereself is
Sherri: Just got asked to model for PlayBoy when I turn 18 :) yea or nah?

George: Will you stop Klocking?
Klocking by CornyVirgins December 31, 2011

kleckingmanpolitium 

A kleckingmanpolitium is a type of poision that turns a man into an egg. The egg will hatch after three days, and there will come a baby chicken out of the egg. After 6 hours, the chicken will turn into powder, which if you burn that powder in fire, the powder will become a man again.
Bob: "Should I poison Joe with kleckingmanpolitium in his tea?"
Chad: "Yeah, put alot, too."
Bob: "Will do."
kleckingmanpolitium by joenchad September 15, 2022
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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