Klucking

the sound a girl makes when shes right horny for ya

'last night she was so hot for me she started klucking like a chicken'

'baby imma fuck you so hard you gon kluck'

by robeyP257 June 11, 2008

Klucking

When someone is craving or fiending for either drugs, ciggarette or etc.

Dude, do you have a ciggarette?! Im klucking so hard right now.

by Kluckboi June 10, 2019

kluking

The act of going into somebody else's house, getting drunk, and then proceeding to enter every single room in the house without discretion or prejudice. Must be done while wearing an article of clothing from South America and aggressively claiming to be an explorer.

"Dude! Billy got drunk at my house, found a poncho from Chile and went into every room in my house. He even went in the room with the sign KEEP OUT on it"
"Dude, he likes to go kluking."

by Doctor Kimono April 7, 2010

Knucking

the act of inserting the index finger into the rectum 2 knuckles deep.

Johnny has his finger 2 knuckles deep into his rectum therefore he is knucking

by icecreambandit March 17, 2013

kucking

Kucking is a word used when talking to a young child about going to the bathroom. It's used in place of the familiar words like crap and poop.

Mommy, I have to kuck. I just kucked in my pants. I'm kucking, I will be done in a little.

by Rotn Autn December 14, 2013

Klocking

studying achieve a 10 on a slut test; Doing whatever it takes to keep the legs apart; Boasting about how easy thereself is

Sherri: Just got asked to model for PlayBoy when I turn 18 :) yea or nah?

George: Will you stop Klocking?

by CornyVirgins December 31, 2011

kleckingmanpolitium

A kleckingmanpolitium is a type of poision that turns a man into an egg. The egg will hatch after three days, and there will come a baby chicken out of the egg. After 6 hours, the chicken will turn into powder, which if you burn that powder in fire, the powder will become a man again.

Bob: "Should I poison Joe with kleckingmanpolitium in his tea?"
Chad: "Yeah, put alot, too."
Bob: "Will do."

by joenchad September 15, 2022