Intelligence

Something severely lacking on Urban Dictionary, for god sake at least know what you're talking about before you post a load of crap on here.

The eiffel tower was built by eskimos as a present for Jesus!11!! He then changed his name to Bob Dylan and formed an emo band!1!

No form of intelligence was used in the above statement, but you'll probably believe it because you read it on the internet.

by Jorj November 28, 2006

Intelligence

Knowing when to shut up.

Intelligence:

"It is not what enters into the mouth that defiles the man, but what proceeds out of the mouth, this defiles the man." - Matthew 15:11

You don't have to be a Christian to appreciate such wisdom. =)

by Non-christian February 16, 2009

Intelligence

The balance of intuition and logic.

"This man has so much intelligence, he's like a fountain of knowledge"

by hsi September 18, 2008

Intelligence

To a majority of this brainwashed generation, very hard to explain let alone actually realize. It has very little to do with how many proven "facts" have been "known" to "mankind". Intelligence, in my perception, is finding truth and spreading truth with love. Knowing it's is not solid, liquid, nor gas, but just part of one thing. That's it. One.

Intelligence is something anyone can discover, you just have to willingly shut your eyes and reopen them to a new realization.

by ABCDLSD October 25, 2009

Intelligence

Something Humans do not have

Condor: man im almost extinct D: humans need intelligence!!!
White Rhino: Im sorry, humans just cant get it. :/

by OOGA BOOGA JOOGA GOOGA January 03, 2017

Intelligence

Not to be confused with raw processing ability, intelligence is the capacity to judge accurately.

Prejudice belies a lack of intelligence because it is always to the right or left of the truth.

by Roman Gurovich February 04, 2005

Intelligence

n. (defense, law enforcement, etc.) information supporting the predetermined course of action -- as distinct from information warning against that course, the latter being classified as propaganda, disinformation, conspiracy theory, etc.

There is no intelligence to support the claim that baggage handlers traffic drugs in the baggage of unsuspecting passengers, who will take the rap if the plan goes wrong.

by Metastases June 05, 2016