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Wishes for kishes
The couple were dreaming of kishes that were delicious.
kishes by Hercolena Oliver March 31, 2009
Words you can keep

Muffin kisses 

When you give a vagina a little peck on the lips with your face lips, just to let her know you’re there. Step one of eating out a vagina.
My girlfriend loves when I give her muffin kisses.
She can only cum if I go down on her and start with some muffin kisses.
Muffin kisses by Miguel el Nappy October 31, 2020

Kismesis 

This is a mash-up of the words 'Kismet' meaning 'fated' or 'destined' and 'Nemesis', which i hope we all know means 'rival' etc
so together, a Kismesis, (or plural, as in 'a pair of Kismeses' taking after the plural of nemesis) is your fated rival; or even, some would say, your Serendipitous Rival. Kismessitude is also sometimes called 'Black Romance' or 'Caliginous Romance' (calidinous meaning misty, dim; obscure, dark) in that it is dark and hateful, so lets not forget the romantic aspect, as in competing with someone so often, tensions run high... including sexual tension (eyebrow-wiggle)
now that you know what a Kismesis is, go get your black-mack on

Antithesis: Matesprit
A lot of people think that Naruto and Sasuke are in fact Kismesis, as not only do they do their best to out do each other at every turn, but they also kissed at least once.
Kismesis by Flarga September 2, 2013

Potato Knishes 

A very weird song about potatoes on YouTube that is popular but very creepy.
"Look up the song Potato Knishes on YouTube, you will like it."
Potato Knishes by Jaxsenlover January 1, 2017

Shotgun Kisses

A Shotgun Kiss is made by inhaling weed and then exhaling the smoke into the another persons mouth and the lips touch.
I said I,
I've been waitin' all damn day for you to come on over
Girl come roll this weed up with me, I'm gon' smoke you
Come and gimme shotgun kisses, shotgun kisses, shotgun kisses to me

- Shotgun Kisses by Dizzy Wright.
Shotgun Kisses by DizzyDuke September 7, 2013

Neck kisses 

HEAVEN...

Honestly the best feeling ever! Goes both ways for guys and girls. If you don’t like neck kisses you have serious problems! Boys named Ben give great neck kisses. Saying from personal experience ladies and gents. Lovely when received along with other kisses ie. when kissed on the lips and then followed down the neck and back up again. Not only are they great to receive but giving them is just as noice, especially when your recipient is smiling or chuckling. Receiving neck kisses will make you fall in love :)
Cody: Oh My Gawd! I’m so in love. Tom gave me so many neck kisses last night, he really loves me.

Izaah: Girl don’t get too ahead of yourself, I’m sure he does it to all of his bitches.

Eskimo Kisses 

A separate type of kiss consisting of two lovers brushing the tips of their noses together. It is very adorable and will often lead to beautiful smiles and more kisses.
I love it when he gives me Eskimo Kisses.
I wonder how many accidental Eskimo Kisses we've had.
Eskimo Kisses by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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