15 definitions by Lil_Weirdo_

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It is when you switch tactics during sexual activity.
Can be:
Switching from oral to intercourse
Switching from bottom to top
Switching from rubbing to licking clit
Etc.
I have a real kink for sex switching.
Babe, I know you like sex switching.
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019
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No, "bubble tea" is the Americanized way of saying it. No, it is not gross. It is a flavored tea drink originated in Taiwan that usually contains tapioca "pearls", aka the Boba. You suck the drink through a large straw so you can eat the Boba too. There are also "popping boba", which is simply a small bubble around a burst of juice that well, pops easily in your mouth.
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 23, 2019
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Stands for Best A**hole Friend. It's for when someone can sometimes be a complete d*ck to you but still be irreplaceable and are a great friend. You can't hold a grudge for too long. They're not gonna hurt you, they're just really hilarious with a dark sense of humor. Will get you through the tough times and help you with ACTUAL a**holes.
Person 1: That friend sucks! He's a terrible person!
Person 2: Nah, you don't get it. They're my B.A.F.
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019
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When someone is cooking and they start crying, and say "ugh, it's just the onions" when they are nowhere near onions. They are usually upset. Give them a hug and take over on cooking, take them out to ice cream after dinner. It's not the onions. Clearly.
Husband: Why are you crying?
Wife: I'm having an "Onion" Cry
Husband: You're making tomato soup.
Wife: Oh, then I guess it's not the onions.
Husband: You're upset, you don't wanna admit it. Let me take it from here baby <3
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019
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A response to your message that is actually relatively decent and not just k, or lol, these things can be sent but must be followed with a contribution to your statement.
"I love you" is an acceptable reply for a significant other
"Lol. I love your meme"
"K, but what about (blank)?"
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 23, 2019
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When you are messaging someone and you say things such as *gropes your a** to be able to f*ck you harder*, *French kisses you*, *bites down your neck*, *moans as you are inside of me*
Babe, let's have roleplay sex since we aren't able to have real sex
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 23, 2019
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A squishy ball of deliciousness with a rice cake dough on the outside and either ice cream or cream and fruits on the inside. It is a Japanese snack that is perfect for a quick sweet tooth craving because they are usually no larger than the size of two golf balls. There are also candies of these, which are much smaller but still delicious.
I am really craving some mochi right now!
There are actually mochi candies at certain Hot Topics!
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019
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