Mochi

A squishy ball of deliciousness with a rice cake dough on the outside and either ice cream or cream and fruits on the inside. It is a Japanese snack that is perfect for a quick sweet tooth craving because they are usually no larger than the size of two golf balls. There are also candies of these, which are much smaller but still delicious.

I am really craving some mochi right now!
There are actually mochi candies at certain Hot Topics!

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019

Pffflh

That noise you make when you blow a raspberry and accidentally spit on someone. Can either be gross or cute depending on victim. Still awkward nonetheless...

I spit on Max like Pffflh! It was so embarrassing!

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 23, 2019

Sex Switching

It is when you switch tactics during sexual activity.
Can be:
Switching from oral to intercourse
Switching from bottom to top
Switching from rubbing to licking clit
Etc.

I have a real kink for sex switching.
Babe, I know you like sex switching.

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019

Weirdo

Someone who is rejected by common society but is actually one of the coolest f*ckers around and needs some love. <3 They tend to get references and have a unique style. Rock on my fellow weirdos!

She is such a weirdo.
I may be a weirdo, but I love my weirdness
Being a weirdo is amazing, it's like I have my own nerd membership card.

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 23, 2019

Boba Tea

No, "bubble tea" is the Americanized way of saying it. No, it is not gross. It is a flavored tea drink originated in Taiwan that usually contains tapioca "pearls", aka the Boba. You suck the drink through a large straw so you can eat the Boba too. There are also "popping boba", which is simply a small bubble around a burst of juice that well, pops easily in your mouth.

Let's go get some Boba Tea at the cafe!

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 23, 2019

Kink

Also known as a fetish or turn-on, it will make you very horny and very happy if used right.
Examples:
Masochism
Sadism
Biting
Whipping
Bondage
Daddy
Yandere
Spanking

(not all of these are my kinks)

Babe, you are using all of my kinks at once.
Do you know my kinks?
Yay, we have the same kinks!

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 23, 2019

Innocent-Not-Really

When someone is a perceived goody goody but actually knows quite a bit of adult content that even some non- "innocent" people don't. They are often virgins, although sometimes people actually doubt how they are one based on their semi-extensive knowledge. The difference between an "innocent" and a pure innocent is an "innocent" won't always need to ask questions about certain euphemisms, but pure innocents often flat-out don't know it's implied or don't know what a euphemism is.

I am so "innocent".
There is no way you are innocent.
That's why it's in quotes you doi because I'm innocent-not-really
True though.

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019