Lil_Weirdo_'s definitions

Mochi

A squishy ball of deliciousness with a rice cake dough on the outside and either ice cream or cream and fruits on the inside. It is a Japanese snack that is perfect for a quick sweet tooth craving because they are usually no larger than the size of two golf balls. There are also candies of these, which are much smaller but still delicious.

I am really craving some mochi right now!
There are actually mochi candies at certain Hot Topics!

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019

Eskimo Kisses

A separate type of kiss consisting of two lovers brushing the tips of their noses together. It is very adorable and will often lead to beautiful smiles and more kisses.

I love it when he gives me Eskimo Kisses.
I wonder how many accidental Eskimo Kisses we've had.

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019

B.A.F.

Stands for Best A**hole Friend. It's for when someone can sometimes be a complete d*ck to you but still be irreplaceable and are a great friend. You can't hold a grudge for too long. They're not gonna hurt you, they're just really hilarious with a dark sense of humor. Will get you through the tough times and help you with ACTUAL a**holes.

Person 1: That friend sucks! He's a terrible person!
Person 2: Nah, you don't get it. They're my B.A.F.

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019

Sex Switching

It is when you switch tactics during sexual activity.
Can be:
Switching from oral to intercourse
Switching from bottom to top
Switching from rubbing to licking clit
Etc.

I have a real kink for sex switching.
Babe, I know you like sex switching.

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019

Pffflh

That noise you make when you blow a raspberry and accidentally spit on someone. Can either be gross or cute depending on victim. Still awkward nonetheless...

I spit on Max like Pffflh! It was so embarrassing!

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 23, 2019

Hooray Zombie

When you finish something that tires you a lot but you are happy. At this point, a Hooray Zombie will want to go the f*ck to sleep and not deal with people and have caffeine upon awakening.

I just finished my college class, I'm a Hooray Zombie
It's my birthday and I had some fun with friends, I am a Hooray Zombie

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 23, 2019

Yullo?

Another way to say hello when someone hasn't given an answer/reply in a suspiciously long time. Usually used in the context of if said person had replied not long before.

*person hasn't replied to text after long conversation for 10 minutes* Yullo?
*you have been cave mining with someone and you know there are rabbid creatures possibly in said cave* Yullo? YU-LLO???

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019