Lil_Weirdo_'s definitions

B.A.F.

Stands for Best A**hole Friend. It's for when someone can sometimes be a complete d*ck to you but still be irreplaceable and are a great friend. You can't hold a grudge for too long. They're not gonna hurt you, they're just really hilarious with a dark sense of humor. Will get you through the tough times and help you with ACTUAL a**holes.

Person 1: That friend sucks! He's a terrible person!
Person 2: Nah, you don't get it. They're my B.A.F.

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019

Introvert

Person who is shy at heart and is really anxious amongst crowds and needs a reboot after social gatherings. Usually it is introverts that can be the most kind people, but you have to let them get used to you first. Since they like to retreat into books, movies, and the like, they will understand most references that make for great conversation starters. Do not underestimate the ones who stammer at the podium!

I'm not just shy, I'm an introvert.
I-I really need to leave, this social situation is really panic-inducing.

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019

Roleplay Sex

When you are messaging someone and you say things such as *gropes your a** to be able to f*ck you harder*, *French kisses you*, *bites down your neck*, *moans as you are inside of me*

Babe, let's have roleplay sex since we aren't able to have real sex

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 23, 2019

Sex Switching

It is when you switch tactics during sexual activity.
Can be:
Switching from oral to intercourse
Switching from bottom to top
Switching from rubbing to licking clit
Etc.

I have a real kink for sex switching.
Babe, I know you like sex switching.

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019

Pffflh

That noise you make when you blow a raspberry and accidentally spit on someone. Can either be gross or cute depending on victim. Still awkward nonetheless...

I spit on Max like Pffflh! It was so embarrassing!

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 23, 2019

Mochi

A squishy ball of deliciousness with a rice cake dough on the outside and either ice cream or cream and fruits on the inside. It is a Japanese snack that is perfect for a quick sweet tooth craving because they are usually no larger than the size of two golf balls. There are also candies of these, which are much smaller but still delicious.

I am really craving some mochi right now!
There are actually mochi candies at certain Hot Topics!

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019

Eskimo Kisses

A separate type of kiss consisting of two lovers brushing the tips of their noses together. It is very adorable and will often lead to beautiful smiles and more kisses.

I love it when he gives me Eskimo Kisses.
I wonder how many accidental Eskimo Kisses we've had.

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019