keyto 

keyto#1629 the sexiest nigga out of there fr gyat damn if u saw him u would slide right away

keyto#1629 is your father and you're his son W

keyto by Keyto1629 March 5, 2022

Keyboard Crust 

The stale finger, dick, body crust your find in between the keys on a keyboard.

Bobby: Hello, IT Support! Yeah, apologies for all of the Keyboard Crust. I've been using my work's laptop to watch porn

Keyboard Crust by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Keyboard Condom 

A silicone protector that prevents crumbs from getting into the keyboard. Normally it is removable and washable.

dude your Keyboard Condom is getting pretty dirty, maybe you should clean it.

Keyboard Condom by Always uses a keyboard December 20, 2012

Nanami Kento 

Every nanami stans fwb/husband/bf you name it, he is a perfect man and yeah basically what we all want in one man

Are you Nanami kento? Exactly

Can you cook? Yeah Nanami kento can
Are you husband material? But Nanami kento is

Nanami Kento by Ngl1111 March 12, 2021

Keyboard Tapper 

An white collar worker worker who spends their day in an office doing little else than tapping at a keyboard all day. The work is monotonous, pointless and without any meaning

I heard George got a new job at a big corporate company as a Keyboard Tapper

Keyboard Tapper by mangled August 9, 2021

keyboard boredom 

The act of typing in all the letters of the keyboard in various orderly patterns, and then entering the result into a search engine. Notable patterns are qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, and plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq. This most notably done by people with office jobs, or those who have way to much time on their hands.

Almost all those who have worked in an office have experienced at least some degree of keyboard boredom.

keyboard boredom by Tad Strange December 16, 2015

Buster Keaton 

Joseph Frank "Buster" Keaton was an American actor and comedian during the 1920s.

During the 1980s in Oakland, CA his stage name became local slang describing a person that is fake or a phony. Someone who does not deserve respect. A fake actor that cant even go by his real name.

I think its time for you to keep movin' Buster Keaton - we know youre selling woof tickets.

Buster Keaton sells fake rolexes and shwag on the corner of E14

Buster Keaton by c.harris February 13, 2018