keytonic

Adj.
extremely bad breath; usually results from when one has not consumed food within an extensive time period. The odor is often hard to describe for it doesn't resemble anything- just smells bad...

Girl : " You must not have eaten breakfast right?"
Boy: "yea...how did you know"
Girl: "Because you are SO Keytonic right now"

by Naia B. January 26, 2006

Keyton

Keyton is a vaginal slayer with a meaty dick for the homies.

Woah that's keyton watch out for his cock.

by Lavontedeville November 23, 2021

Keyton

Keyton is big guy with a meaty cock for the homies.

Woah that's keyton watch out for his cock.

by Lavontedeville November 23, 2021

Keyton

Extremely nice.Loves his family.Cares about his friends, and will try to be there the most they can.They are usually tall.Smart, and can keep a secret.He gets the girls.

If you meet a keyton he is a keeper.He is very sweet, and smart.Keyton is usually tall.He gets all the girls.

by Anonymous._.hehe December 3, 2021

Keyton harthun

the placing of one man's nutsack into another man's butthole

The mans nutsack was sore from keyton harthuning it.

by Mason Allens November 25, 2011

dirty keyton

Dirty Keyton is the expression that you are the middle of a threesome. The bitch. The piece in the Eiffel Tower. Fucked at both ends.

She was our dirty keyton last night.

by Polkadot bitch January 24, 2021

Keyton

A big stupid degenerate which will switch sides at any given point as long as it benefits him, he thinks he is on the top of the world and will always attempt to make a bond before backstabbing you to only coming back in a few hours and then backstabbing the person he was with earlier.

dudebro 1 - "Yo I genuinely hate you dude3, dude2 lets go."
dude2 - "yeah bro fuck u dude3"
dude3 - "ok assholes"

dudebro 1 - "yo dude3 lets hate on dude2"
dude3 - "uhh ok"

dude2 - "ur such a keyton"

by drmarkkz November 3, 2025