Keyton

Keyton is a vaginal slayer with a meaty dick for the homies.

Woah that's keyton watch out for his cock.

by Lavontedeville November 23, 2021

Keyton

Keyton is big guy with a meaty cock for the homies.

Woah that's keyton watch out for his cock.

by Lavontedeville November 23, 2021

Keyton

Extremely nice.Loves his family.Cares about his friends, and will try to be there the most they can.They are usually tall.Smart, and can keep a secret.He gets the girls.

If you meet a keyton he is a keeper.He is very sweet, and smart.Keyton is usually tall.He gets all the girls.

by Anonymous._.hehe December 3, 2021

Keyton

A big stupid degenerate which will switch sides at any given point as long as it benefits him, he thinks he is on the top of the world and will always attempt to make a bond before backstabbing you to only coming back in a few hours and then backstabbing the person he was with earlier.

dudebro 1 - "Yo I genuinely hate you dude3, dude2 lets go."
dude2 - "yeah bro fuck u dude3"
dude3 - "ok assholes"

dudebro 1 - "yo dude3 lets hate on dude2"
dude3 - "uhh ok"

dude2 - "ur such a keyton"

by drmarkkz November 3, 2025

Keyton harthun

the placing of one man's nutsack into another man's butthole

The mans nutsack was sore from keyton harthuning it.

by Mason Allens November 25, 2011

dirty keyton

Dirty Keyton is the expression that you are the middle of a threesome. The bitch. The piece in the Eiffel Tower. Fucked at both ends.

She was our dirty keyton last night.

by Polkadot bitch January 24, 2021

Keystone Shit

The keystone shit holds all the other poop in place. Once the keystone poop falls, the entire doo-doo infrastructure will eventually follow. The keystone is the densest shit and thus requires the most attention and concentration.

Sweating on the toilet, I put on the Led Zeppelin song "When the Levee Breaks" and waited for the keystone shit to drop.

by asthmaticdan October 20, 2015