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Keyton is big guy with a meaty cock for the homies.
Woah that's keyton watch out for his cock.
Keyton by Lavontedeville November 23, 2021
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Extremely nice.Loves his family.Cares about his friends, and will try to be there the most they can.They are usually tall.Smart, and can keep a secret.He gets the girls.
If you meet a keyton he is a keeper.He is very sweet, and smart.Keyton is usually tall.He gets all the girls.
Keyton by Anonymous._.hehe December 3, 2021
A big stupid degenerate which will switch sides at any given point as long as it benefits him, he thinks he is on the top of the world and will always attempt to make a bond before backstabbing you to only coming back in a few hours and then backstabbing the person he was with earlier.
dudebro 1 - "Yo I genuinely hate you dude3, dude2 lets go."
dude2 - "yeah bro fuck u dude3"
dude3 - "ok assholes"

dudebro 1 - "yo dude3 lets hate on dude2"
dude3 - "uhh ok"

dude2 - "ur such a keyton"
Keyton by drmarkkz November 3, 2025

Keyton harthun 

the placing of one man's nutsack into another man's butthole
The mans nutsack was sore from keyton harthuning it.
Keyton harthun by Mason Allens November 25, 2011

dirty keyton 

Dirty Keyton is the expression that you are the middle of a threesome. The bitch. The piece in the Eiffel Tower. Fucked at both ends.
She was our dirty keyton last night.
dirty keyton by Polkadot bitch January 24, 2021

Keystone Shit 

The keystone shit holds all the other poop in place. Once the keystone poop falls, the entire doo-doo infrastructure will eventually follow. The keystone is the densest shit and thus requires the most attention and concentration.
Sweating on the toilet, I put on the Led Zeppelin song "When the Levee Breaks" and waited for the keystone shit to drop.
Keystone Shit by asthmaticdan October 20, 2015
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