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Keyton is a vaginal slayer with a meaty dick for the homies.
Woah that's keyton watch out for his cock.
Keyton by Lavontedeville November 23, 2021
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Keyton is big guy with a meaty cock for the homies.
Woah that's keyton watch out for his cock.
Keyton by Lavontedeville November 23, 2021
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Extremely nice.Loves his family.Cares about his friends, and will try to be there the most they can.They are usually tall.Smart, and can keep a secret.He gets the girls.
If you meet a keyton he is a keeper.He is very sweet, and smart.Keyton is usually tall.He gets all the girls.
Keyton by Anonymous._.hehe December 3, 2021
A big stupid degenerate which will switch sides at any given point as long as it benefits him, he thinks he is on the top of the world and will always attempt to make a bond before backstabbing you to only coming back in a few hours and then backstabbing the person he was with earlier.
dudebro 1 - "Yo I genuinely hate you dude3, dude2 lets go."
dude2 - "yeah bro fuck u dude3"
dude3 - "ok assholes"

dudebro 1 - "yo dude3 lets hate on dude2"
dude3 - "uhh ok"

dude2 - "ur such a keyton"
Keyton by drmarkkz November 3, 2025

Keyton harthun 

the placing of one man's nutsack into another man's butthole
The mans nutsack was sore from keyton harthuning it.
Keyton harthun by Mason Allens November 25, 2011

dirty keyton 

Dirty Keyton is the expression that you are the middle of a threesome. The bitch. The piece in the Eiffel Tower. Fucked at both ends.
She was our dirty keyton last night.
dirty keyton by Polkadot bitch January 24, 2021

Keystone Shit 

The keystone shit holds all the other poop in place. Once the keystone poop falls, the entire doo-doo infrastructure will eventually follow. The keystone is the densest shit and thus requires the most attention and concentration.
Sweating on the toilet, I put on the Led Zeppelin song "When the Levee Breaks" and waited for the keystone shit to drop.
Keystone Shit by asthmaticdan October 20, 2015
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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