Well, the condom broke so now I'm a father. Shit.

Chad : Seeing you in your bra and panties makes my dick hard can I stick it in your soft pussy ?
Kiersten : I hope you have a Condom last week you gave me herpes and now everytime I pee my vagina burns!
Chad : Sorry about that I didn't know Brigit, Madison & Mackenzie were sluts!
Kiersten : And there step brother!

1)no glove no love
2)don't be silly wrap you willy
3)don't be a fool wrap your tool
4)don't be a ding-dong cover you shling- shlong
5)dont be a wenis protect you penis
6)dont share your sperm over your worm
7)before you spank her cover your wanker
8)If theres gunna be affection cover your erection
9)if your gunna banger cover your wanger
10) There only a buck get one before you fuck
11) Dont be stupid wear a fuckin condom

Hey babe I brought the condoms.

We have came up with a way to prevent aids and babies!

It ees called ze condom.

I used a condom with him last night, so now I'm not going to have a baby or get a STI

Last week, I went to the store and it was written below the package, "If you're not completely satisfied with the product, Happy father's day" - stretch.me.not condoms.