by The toddler March 13, 2017
When you oil up a garden fresh cob of corn and aggressively ram someone’s asshole with it. Then, afterward, you roast the corn over an open fire and share the resulting popcorn, drizzled heavily with steaming load of hot JIZz.
Did you hear about Jumbo Jim? He gave his buddy Ragtime Robert the Kehler Corn Pop last night. I didn’t even know he liked popcorn.
by Zirellryk November 25, 2021
A Kehler has the physique of a life guard in the movie Beach Watch. And the mind of a substitute history teacher. A synonym for a Kehler is “God” A Kehler is typically the type of person that a girl would use for a date to homecoming to increase her social status. She pretend to like him until the Kehler is open about his feelings then completely friend zone him. After that a kehler will secretly take it personally and try to figure out wtf he did wrong. The Kehler will soon realize that he did nothing wrong and will be internally hurt and have a episode of depression. But because of the event a Kehler secretly does hours of phsiology research and learns how to truly screw with someone’s head. Kehler plans to use his research if an event like that ever happens to him again
by MartinIsABum December 4, 2018