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kehler by The toddler March 13, 2017
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A Kehler has the physique of a life guard in the movie Beach Watch. And the mind of a substitute history teacher. A synonym for a Kehler is “God” A Kehler is typically the type of person that a girl would use for a date to homecoming to increase her social status. She pretend to like him until the Kehler is open about his feelings then completely friend zone him. After that a kehler will secretly take it personally and try to figure out wtf he did wrong. The Kehler will soon realize that he did nothing wrong and will be internally hurt and have a episode of depression. But because of the event a Kehler secretly does hours of phsiology research and learns how to truly screw with someone’s head. Kehler plans to use his research if an event like that ever happens to him again
Kehler by MartinIsABum December 3, 2018
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The Kehler corn pop
When you oil up a garden fresh cob of corn and aggressively ram someone’s asshole with it. Then, afterward, you roast the corn over an open fire and share the resulting popcorn, drizzled heavily with steaming load of hot JIZz.
Did you hear about Jumbo Jim? He gave his buddy Ragtime Robert the Kehler Corn Pop last night. I didn’t even know he liked popcorn.
The Kehler corn pop by Zirellryk November 24, 2021
Keller High School
A school filled with TikTok stars and boys with 3 inch penises. Most girls shop at Southlake Town square or urban to be “quirky”. Everyone looks the same. The black population is 1%. Many vape meet ups in the bathroom stalls. Most girls also have STD’s. Also throw really weird parties with shitty music. Total weed eaters will pay 20 a g for sure. In general keller is weird as fuck wouldn’t associate at all.
“ You fucked Mackenzie?”
“Yeah it was a huge mistake I now have a STD, fuck theese keller high school bitches”
“Yeah it was a huge mistake I now have a STD, fuck theese keller high school bitches”
Keller High School by IEATMEATFORDINNERBITCH June 13, 2019
Kellered
Engaging in or witnessing sexual interactions involving ocular enthusiast and foremost god of gay porn, Colby Keller.
Results include being overcome by a combination of lust, awe, emotional fulfillment, and mild to moderate asphyxia. Similar to the experience of eating a large and lovely cake.
Results include being overcome by a combination of lust, awe, emotional fulfillment, and mild to moderate asphyxia. Similar to the experience of eating a large and lovely cake.
Kellered by I saw penis March 7, 2014
Kelera
A person who is super awesome, actually, indescribable, because they’re so cool. Words aren’t even enough to describe them and all the awesomeness that they possess.
“Hey did you meet that super cool, super funny and talented girl?”
“Oh ya she’s a total Kelera, and also definitely the favourite child in the family”
“Oh ya she’s a total Kelera, and also definitely the favourite child in the family”
Kelera by Larry_The_Hilari(ous) April 1, 2020
Keller Williams
Burned Out Hippie: Dude, Keller rocks!
Burned Out Hippie's Friend: Yeah, wanna hit this bowl?
Burned Out Hippie: cough cough Those are some headies.
Burned Out Hippie's Friend: This is "the best feeling in the world."
Burned Out Hippie's Friend: Yeah, wanna hit this bowl?
Burned Out Hippie: cough cough Those are some headies.
Burned Out Hippie's Friend: This is "the best feeling in the world."
Keller Williams by MACKATTACK January 25, 2005