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Kepler

The hottest mf on the planet they are daddy i would gladly suck there cock
Wow theres a kepler over there!
*drools*
by F^(km3D4dDy May 27, 2022
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Kepler

A really sweet Asian guy that has really big abs. He's not an open book so to know about him you have to be pretty close. At first he may seem hostile but as your relationship strengthens, you two are tied for life. Kepler is one of those people that make up for their mistakes in ways that can never be repayed. If you meet a Kepler, don't take your friendship for granted. In a relationship, take it slow. Don't play Kepler he will never trust you. He is the type of person you can always trust and although sometime he may be a pain, as much as you want him out of your life, you can't stand to he without him. They are usually Bronies.
Sandy: hey how's you and Kepler doin?!

Roxy: FABULOUS we made out while watching My Little Pony!

Sandy: oh god no
by Bob Crapo January 11, 2014
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kepler

easygoing, talkative, having japanese mind in his heart, but actually he's Australian
His Japanese ability is way toooo high
sometimes better than Japanese
He's kepler(adjective)
A person who looks Australian but really is Japanese. He just doesn't make sence...
by unknown user in JP November 22, 2021
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Kepler

People named Kepler are known to have enormously elongated humongous chonkaronkaroolike testicles.
Oh your name is Kepler, doesn't that mean that you have enormously elongated humongous chonkaronkaroolike testicles?
by KepIsEpic April 24, 2022
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kepler

him; do u stan kepler
her. fuck ur mom in the balls dude i hate that shit
by kepler-51b June 5, 2022
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Kepler

Is that Kepler hopefully he doesn't howell like a furry
by I see all and know all :/ March 5, 2024
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Kepler-22b

Some Water Planet Three Times the Size of Earth idk.
Kepler-22b Is supposed to Be Earth 2.0 They Said
by Ortherner October 11, 2020
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