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bitch; usually a drunk driver; usually sad but put a drink in his hand; big dick energy; “never eat shrimp and then drink after i feel like i’m gonna shit my pants”
Koehler-“ it’s whatever i don’t give a fuck anymore”
anybody-“ here’s a beer!”
Koehler- “ I’m t’d”
Koehler by Jp24! January 14, 2023
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That’s something Koehler would say
Koehler by Chaos Fabricators April 21, 2026
An amazing nonbinary person who is an amazing actor and an awesome partner. They probably beat the hell out of their siblings to show them their love. They love acting and they’re are really good at it and they are really talented at archery to. They’re also reallllllyyyy insanely hottt. They also probably have an amazing boyfriend who loves them soooooo much and who totally didn’t write this. They are an amazing person and really a blessing
Girl: wow köehler’s is an amazing person and they’re really hot

Boyfriend : yeahhhh but they’re taken
Köehler by Totallynotrhys December 9, 2025

Koehler (Kaylor) 

Is a total babe. She’s a little air headed but it’s mostly for show. she’s super funny and ditsy. But don’t get on her bad side cause she’ll beat you up while crying. It’ll be a very confusing time. She’s always down to cuddle and spend time with whoever she’s with unless she’s taking care of her kids, then you become a solid 2nd. She’s a halfway crunch so she’ll get here kids frozen Dino nuggets but only O-organics brand or she uses both homemade bread and frans white bread in a single day. She drives a minivan and cares about sea turtle health more than her children's.
Guy: did you just get a metal straw for your Starbucks and throw the plastic wrapper in the storm drain?

Girl: yea why?

Guy: isn’t that counter productive?

Girl: no, the metal straw is to save the sea turtles and the plastic wrapper only kills fish.

Guy: you don’t care about fish?

Girl: no they’re ugly

Guy: you’re such a Koehler (Kaylor)
Koehler (Kaylor) by Don’t-ask January 17, 2022

Dirty Koehler 

A blue eyed man with a large penis and a small brain.
Wow, now that looks like a Dirty Koehler
Dirty Koehler by Big Slapper October 3, 2018

aaron koehler

A large male with a substantially smaller penis and brain capacity.
You're a real idiot, your almost an Aaron Koehler
aaron koehler by The define King December 27, 2015

The Koehler Bear 

A supreme being with record-breaking speed, when seen by the general public, it has been said that it brings luck. Loves to have pregame and wacky pregame prayers, great supplier of man-fives, and like his partner in crime Bmisk the Dragonslayer, wears a headband frequently. Although he loves to display his illegally good looks, he does not have a catch phrase. Above all he is a gentleman and a scholar.
Coach Mike: Hey guys, why can't u be awesome and score 8 goals like The Koehler Bear over here?

Team: Sorry coach, Bmisk the Dragonslayer is scoring all the rest!

Coach Mike: Oh quit being such fagboys
The Koehler Bear by shiftyclaybob September 15, 2009
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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