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kaspered
Consecutively double faulting three or more times during a game of tennis. May also refer to a number of variants all involving failure during a game of doubles specifically - repeatedly slamming easy balls into the net, awkwardly jumping in the way of a team mates ball and instigating an uncoordinated unforced error, missing the ball entirely, or performing a poor man's version of the Van Damme splits while sliding and then holding the general lower back region.
This is accompanied by profuse swearing (usually in the form of an f-bomb), complaining, and/or blaming inanimate objects and non-existant environmental factors such as 'the wind'. These factors (and others such as breaking things and wiring things up wrong) inherently exist regardless of whether there is a tennis game going on, yet they are an essential component to truly Kaspering something.
This is accompanied by profuse swearing (usually in the form of an f-bomb), complaining, and/or blaming inanimate objects and non-existant environmental factors such as 'the wind'. These factors (and others such as breaking things and wiring things up wrong) inherently exist regardless of whether there is a tennis game going on, yet they are an essential component to truly Kaspering something.
(After someone unnecessarily jumps in, and rather poorly, does something that you had covered and were all over): "Wow, you sure Kaspered that one!"
Person 1: "Dude, the server's not working."
Person 2: "Yeah, it's been Kaspered".
(After someone excessively complains about something, for example, complaining the whole way while running 10km): "You sir, are the Kasper of running".
Person 1: "Dude, the server's not working."
Person 2: "Yeah, it's been Kaspered".
(After someone excessively complains about something, for example, complaining the whole way while running 10km): "You sir, are the Kasper of running".
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kasper tait by 🌚ops July 20, 2016
Kasen
The most adorable-est guy ever ! The guy that knows how to make any girl feel beauitful, loved, and happy. No matter what. The perfect guy, has the looks, personality, and everything else.
What every girl dreams of, he is a major BABE !
The smooth talker <3
The sweetheart, someone that nobody will ever want to lose, someone that can be in someones life for a long amount of time without any problems.
He doesn't only have the looks but he has everything else inside of him, he's honest loyal and caring. Nobody could ever compare to him, he is ONE IN A MILLION.<333
What every girl dreams of, he is a major BABE !
The smooth talker <3
The sweetheart, someone that nobody will ever want to lose, someone that can be in someones life for a long amount of time without any problems.
He doesn't only have the looks but he has everything else inside of him, he's honest loyal and caring. Nobody could ever compare to him, he is ONE IN A MILLION.<333
Kasen by ashydaisy098 May 22, 2011
Kampen
Kampen is a name given to a very special kind of person. No one quite knows how each of the world's various Kampens came to be, nevertheless, every person knows at least one Kampen. A Kampen is a human being, always of the male gender, who just has no fucking clue. He constantly makes shithead remarks that no one asked for, and doesn't seem to grasp the concept that everybody on planet Earth has a brain except him. These men have no brain. One would wonder how each of the world's Kampens managed to survive the amount of time that they have, but you can rest assured that natural selection will weed them out eventually.
Some characteristics of Kampens:
- Plays Fortnite
- Has a 'phone radar' that can instantly sense when someone pulls out a phone.
- Asks what model phone is that
- Asks what games are on that phone
- Asks how long you've had your phone for
- White
- Probably a Christian
- Wears shorts, every fucking day
- Never shaves, so just has an ugly-ass half-stache above his upper lip
- Voice is squeaky as fuck
- Makes sex jokes without knowing what they mean
- Definitely a virgin
- Makes Yo Mama jokes
It should be noted that people named Kampen do not have special needs. If they did, you could just call them special needs.
Some characteristics of Kampens:
- Plays Fortnite
- Has a 'phone radar' that can instantly sense when someone pulls out a phone.
- Asks what model phone is that
- Asks what games are on that phone
- Asks how long you've had your phone for
- White
- Probably a Christian
- Wears shorts, every fucking day
- Never shaves, so just has an ugly-ass half-stache above his upper lip
- Voice is squeaky as fuck
- Makes sex jokes without knowing what they mean
- Definitely a virgin
- Makes Yo Mama jokes
It should be noted that people named Kampen do not have special needs. If they did, you could just call them special needs.
Teacher: What is thirty-one plus forty-eight?
Kampen: Sixty-nine!!!
Teacher: Fuck you Kampen, see me after class.
Kampen: Sixty-nine!!!
Teacher: Fuck you Kampen, see me after class.
Kampen by BaddSpelur October 31, 2019
kasperi
Awesome and nice person. Will help you in need and is even crazy. Can be very stuck on one single subject and can argue for a long time. Makes a good friend and is very handsome and attractive, and can easily make you laugh.
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