Awesome and nice person. Will help you in need and is even crazy. Can be very stuck on one single subject and can argue for a long time. Makes a good friend and is very handsome and attractive, and can easily make you laugh.
Sue:the answer is x
Kasperi:no it's w
Sue:but-
Kasperi:no no, because *mathematical blabber for ages*
Sue:*sigh*
Kasperi:*makes weird dance moves*
Frank:*laughs*
Kasperi:*makes weird noises*
Frank:stop stop your making me laugh way too much!
Kasperi:no it's w
Sue:but-
Kasperi:no no, because *mathematical blabber for ages*
Sue:*sigh*
Kasperi:*makes weird dance moves*
Frank:*laughs*
Kasperi:*makes weird noises*
Frank:stop stop your making me laugh way too much!
by MikaHime June 2, 2014
Get the kasperi mug.Consecutively double faulting three or more times during a game of tennis. May also refer to a number of variants all involving failure during a game of doubles specifically - repeatedly slamming easy balls into the net, awkwardly jumping in the way of a team mates ball and instigating an uncoordinated unforced error, missing the ball entirely, or performing a poor man's version of the Van Damme splits while sliding and then holding the general lower back region.
This is accompanied by profuse swearing (usually in the form of an f-bomb), complaining, and/or blaming inanimate objects and non-existant environmental factors such as 'the wind'. These factors (and others such as breaking things and wiring things up wrong) inherently exist regardless of whether there is a tennis game going on, yet they are an essential component to truly Kaspering something.
This is accompanied by profuse swearing (usually in the form of an f-bomb), complaining, and/or blaming inanimate objects and non-existant environmental factors such as 'the wind'. These factors (and others such as breaking things and wiring things up wrong) inherently exist regardless of whether there is a tennis game going on, yet they are an essential component to truly Kaspering something.
(After someone unnecessarily jumps in, and rather poorly, does something that you had covered and were all over): "Wow, you sure Kaspered that one!"
Person 1: "Dude, the server's not working."
Person 2: "Yeah, it's been Kaspered".
(After someone excessively complains about something, for example, complaining the whole way while running 10km): "You sir, are the Kasper of running".
Person 1: "Dude, the server's not working."
Person 2: "Yeah, it's been Kaspered".
(After someone excessively complains about something, for example, complaining the whole way while running 10km): "You sir, are the Kasper of running".
by coneman March 25, 2013
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Get the kasper tait mug.A city in the mid-west of the Republic of Tunisia with about 75,000 inhabitants. Formerly known as the Roman city of Cillium.
it is home of the Chaambi Mountain, Tunisia's highest peak at 1544 meters.
Kasserine was the scene of a decisive battle of the Tunisian campaign in World War II known as "kasserine Pass", which contributed to the collapse of German resistance in northern Africa.
It is among the most important cities to visit in North Africa and the Maghreb.
it is home of the Chaambi Mountain, Tunisia's highest peak at 1544 meters.
Kasserine was the scene of a decisive battle of the Tunisian campaign in World War II known as "kasserine Pass", which contributed to the collapse of German resistance in northern Africa.
It is among the most important cities to visit in North Africa and the Maghreb.
Skander: Hey, I'm looking for some ideas for Tunisia. I'll be going there with my girlfriend for 5, maybe 6 days in June.
Nader: Oh yeah! you should definitely go to Kasserine. It's mad tight maan!
Nader: Oh yeah! you should definitely go to Kasserine. It's mad tight maan!
by ZiZu - TN March 4, 2009
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Kaspersky is also known for not only removing viruses, but "Crushing" them or "Obliterating" them. Instead of quarantining a virus, Kaspersky sends the virus to the Gulag where it serves 20 years hard labor breaking rocks in Siberia.
Kaspersky's company slogan is "In Soviet Russia, virus scanner scan YOU".
Kaspersky Anti Virus is often criticized when a virus is found that becomes unremovable. Instead of letting the virus win, Kaspersky will automatically blow up your computer so nobody wins, because, according to Kaspersky, "It is much more desirable for both Kaspersky and virus to lose, than for virus to win".
There have been reports recently stating that Kaspersky Anti Virus actually puts viruses on your computer, and then acts like its doing YOU a favor when it removes them. This is a particularly big problem if you have not earned Kaspersky's respect yet.
Kaspersky Anti Virus is rumored to be releasing a firewall solution in the coming months. Instead of simply being a firewall, though, it will be an iron curtain that puts satellite computers around yours, forming a virus buffer zone.
Kaspersky is also known for not only removing viruses, but "Crushing" them or "Obliterating" them. Instead of quarantining a virus, Kaspersky sends the virus to the Gulag where it serves 20 years hard labor breaking rocks in Siberia.
Kaspersky's company slogan is "In Soviet Russia, virus scanner scan YOU".
Kaspersky Anti Virus is often criticized when a virus is found that becomes unremovable. Instead of letting the virus win, Kaspersky will automatically blow up your computer so nobody wins, because, according to Kaspersky, "It is much more desirable for both Kaspersky and virus to lose, than for virus to win".
There have been reports recently stating that Kaspersky Anti Virus actually puts viruses on your computer, and then acts like its doing YOU a favor when it removes them. This is a particularly big problem if you have not earned Kaspersky's respect yet.
Kaspersky Anti Virus is rumored to be releasing a firewall solution in the coming months. Instead of simply being a firewall, though, it will be an iron curtain that puts satellite computers around yours, forming a virus buffer zone.
by Jordandijinz0rz January 25, 2009
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