karpenko

The act of poopdicking a girl and not being proud of it, yet not ashamed of it.

I questioned him, and, while he admitted that he gave her the karpenko, he showed no remorse.

by A concerned Russian October 8, 2006

karpenko

The act of speaking in Russian while barebacking a girl in the bottom hole.

"He gave that bitch the karpenko, she had no idea what he was saying. He subsequently said his dos vadanya and snuck out."

by Saint Peter September 23, 2008

Karmenko

A ship between two love birds Karmen and Marko.

The best ship knew to humanity.
Even the math professor whos havin seggs with english teacher ships them.

person: theyre so cute, ugh, i wish i had something like that
human: ikr, its like a karmenko

by Karmenko May 31, 2021