kapr

it's just a fish you dumbass.

I like kapr, it's cool.

by domiroff May 14, 2022

Alex Kapranos

The leader of the New Scottish Gentry(aka Franz Ferdinand). He is suave and sophisticated with a hint of nerd. This art school hipster will have you dancing all night, and your mother will certainly approve of him.

Alex Kapranos wears pimp shoes and yellow belts.

by Hayley June 29, 2004

Alex Kapranos

The very cool and even sexier lead singer of one of Scotland's finest band, Franz Ferdinand, with the coolest voice ever. His mom must be proud.

1.- Alex Kapranos has a very good taste in shirts and shoes
2.- That Kapranos guy sure knows about hairdos!
3.- What a nice booty Alex Kapranos have!
4.- Alex Kapranos surely can do whatever he wants with me ... If he finds me in the matinee.

by Brenda Yagami July 4, 2004

Kapruka

Someone who lives in an endless cycle of attempting to defraud people, and getting caught.

That's not Bezos, its a fucking Kapruka.

by pnweerar May 12, 2020

Alex Kapranos

Lead singer and rhythm guitar from Scottish base band Franz Ferdinand. Born to a Greek father and English mother, moved to Scottland to study at Glasgow's University. Was in many other bands prior to FF, like The Yummy Fur as bass player.
Currently has a girlfriend and has bad asthma. He is allergic to animals like fur and feathers, but not humans.

"I'm so free I could lacerate" - Love And Destroy

by Monserrat July 7, 2004

Alex Kapranos

A very talented young guitarist/singer/fashion maestro/man from Scotland. Has crooked teeth that make him look even sexier. Is of Greek descent and has large collection of Striped Shirts. Kate Moss is after him but she's not going to succees; sadly he is with company already. He could be my company day ho ho ho chortle. No seriously, he's gorgeous and talented and sexy etc. till eternity.

Tall, floppy haired, nice cheek-boned man from Glaaaaaaaasgooooh who is shy but very cool. Plays music for girls to dance to.

by Lydia July 12, 2004

Kapri

A girl you can always count on to be there for you, a girl you never have to worry about telling your business, a real cool chick. Kapri's are athletic, crazy, kinda shy, and multi-talented. Kapri's aren't lesbians, they're strictly dickly. But anyways Kapri's are alot of fun to be around and extremely gorgeous.

Kapri you are just like madea.
Kapri when you gone txt me?
Let me get yo number Kapri
Look at Kapri calves
Kapri <3 love you

by Forever Love! July 22, 2010