Hailie Jade Mathers

8 year old Hailie is the cutest girl in the world. She is so lucky to have Marshall for a dad because he loves her with all his heart and is there for her!

She is so lucky to have him for a dad!

by Hayley March 21, 2004

Maddox

Real name George Ouzounian , he is the creator of the self-proclaimed The Best Page in the Universe. He's also a pirate who kicks ass. He doesn't like bitchy women, kids, old people or Titanic. People say he should be the king of the Internet. I agree.

Quotes from Maddox: "For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three"
"Littering kicks ass."
"I will kick your ass for $25."

by Hayley October 01, 2005

Moob

A male boob.

Once I met this guy named Tom and he had huge moobs, they flung all over the place as he turned around to great me.

by Hayley May 21, 2004

jazzed

the effects of many alcoholic beverages; i.e. intoxication.

"crystal, let's get jazzed!"

by Hayley December 07, 2003

Alex Kapranos

The leader of the New Scottish Gentry(aka Franz Ferdinand). He is suave and sophisticated with a hint of nerd. This art school hipster will have you dancing all night, and your mother will certainly approve of him.

Alex Kapranos wears pimp shoes and yellow belts.

by Hayley June 29, 2004

avril

A stupid idiot who thought she was punx. Now she thinks she's gawth. As nearly everyone over 13 knows, she is neither!

OMG, I'm zoOoOoOo gawthix coz I listen to Avril!
*sarcastically* OMG, I'm soooooo preppy coz I listen to Nightwish! *laughs* Avril's a goth just as much as Mandy Moore!

by Hayley April 08, 2005

gd m8

a gd m8 always dere wen u need 2 chat 2 her.always in a hyper.funny.sum1 u can trust

sadie higgins
marston

by hayley October 23, 2003