Hayley's definitions

maddox.xmission.com

A website that needs no introduction...what? There's a few retards who don't know? Gah...The website is the creation of a kick-ass pirate called Maddox. It is a collection of articles that he has written about things that piss him off. Naturally, unless you have no brain, most of the articles shouldn't be taken seriously. But the rest should be taken seriously, like how much ass Ben Stiller kicks and why Cameron Diaz sucks.
If you are interested in looking, go to maddox.xmission.com (no www). If you're going to send hatemail, don't bother, Maddox doesn't care. Why do you think they put a delete button on your keyboard? :)

Articles from Maddox: "For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three"
"Littering kicks ass."
"I will kick your ass for $25."
"Ben Stiller should star in every movie."
"Love your kids? Prove it by beating them."

Me: Maddox owns you. Don't agree? Eat shit!

Some Random: Name the best page in the universe...
Me: maddox.xmission.com!

by Hayley October 23, 2005

Band Hag

Somone who used to know the band years ago whilst they were still in school and who now follows the band around looking for a free ride. Similar to a hand bag. They never lose sight of the band and stay by their side as a number one (annoying) fan.

That Britney is a real Band Hag - look at her wiggle up to the singer!

by Hayley January 17, 2005

avril

A stupid idiot who thought she was punx. Now she thinks she's gawth. As nearly everyone over 13 knows, she is neither!

OMG, I'm zoOoOoOo gawthix coz I listen to Avril!
*sarcastically* OMG, I'm soooooo preppy coz I listen to Nightwish! *laughs* Avril's a goth just as much as Mandy Moore!

by Hayley April 8, 2005

Chougar

An older Chinese woman who is on the prowl in order to score with a younger man usually at a club or bar.

That chougar was all over me at the bar last night!

by Hayley August 27, 2014

Moob

A male boob.

Once I met this guy named Tom and he had huge moobs, they flung all over the place as he turned around to great me.

by Hayley May 21, 2004

Alex Kapranos

The leader of the New Scottish Gentry(aka Franz Ferdinand). He is suave and sophisticated with a hint of nerd. This art school hipster will have you dancing all night, and your mother will certainly approve of him.

Alex Kapranos wears pimp shoes and yellow belts.

by Hayley June 29, 2004

jazzed

the effects of many alcoholic beverages; i.e. intoxication.

"crystal, let's get jazzed!"

by Hayley December 7, 2003