Lydia's definitions

God

Jimi Hendrix

Jimi Hendrix is God

by lydia May 31, 2004

dog waffle

Result of a shoe being imbossed upon a dog turd.

Rick stepped on a dog fece and created a dog waffle.

by Lydia April 9, 2005

walk of shame

When a woman leaves the home of a man(quite possibly one she met the night before) in the early morning hours; hair sticking out in all directions, makeup half gone, with her undies in a pocket or her purse.

After a night of partying and excessive drinking Cheryl woke up god-knows where with an unknown man beside her and in a fit of regret gathered her belongings as quickly and quietly as possible and crept from the man's home in what is known as the walk of shame.

by Lydia September 28, 2004

Lydia

Lydia is the coolest and best person in the whole wide world. She is hot and you know it.

Whoa! Look at Lydia! Dat bitch is fIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIne!

by Lydia May 31, 2004

poopsie

Another word for fart

Oopsie, I did a poopsie.

by Lydia April 20, 2005

236260

The human incarnation of wit, wisdom and creativity; The moral beacon for the misguided masses.

One girl to another: "God, I wish 236260 would bend me over a sofa."

Response: "It's just a matter of time.

by Lydia November 12, 2004

subhumans

the other most amazing band in the world

parasites!

by lydia April 27, 2003