Lydia's definitions

el beanio

when some sick perverted human being ate so many beans that they have excessive gas that stinks up rooms, building, and sometimes even towns with a disgusting stench of bean, raddish, and pigs in a blanket all mixed together!

emma: wouldnt that be cool if... WHAT IS THAT SMELL!!?!?!
jake: i dunno...
emma: did u fart?!?
jake: o yea! that must be it! i just ate a burrito. im gonna have total el beanio!
emma: dude! u already do! holy crap! im getting out of the room...
jake: k.

(5 minutes later)

emma: dude the whole house smells! i cant breathe!
jake: settle down its not that bad.
emma: U HAVE THE WORST EL BEANIO I HAVE EVER SMELLED!

by lydia December 29, 2003

yard

the female genitalia

my milkshake brings all the boys to yard, and they're like it's bettathan yours, damn right it's betta than yours

by Lydia November 21, 2003

spazmatron

not to be mistaken for using offensively, is not offensive.
Just mildly; is an often laughed at insult as it is so stupid. Used to define someone who is acting weird, one of your friends. A freak with a matron added on the end.

You're such a spazmatron!

by lydia July 13, 2004

walk of shame

When a woman leaves the home of a man(quite possibly one she met the night before) in the early morning hours; hair sticking out in all directions, makeup half gone, with her undies in a pocket or her purse.

After a night of partying and excessive drinking Cheryl woke up god-knows where with an unknown man beside her and in a fit of regret gathered her belongings as quickly and quietly as possible and crept from the man's home in what is known as the walk of shame.

by Lydia September 28, 2004

236260

The human incarnation of wit, wisdom and creativity; The moral beacon for the misguided masses.

One girl to another: "God, I wish 236260 would bend me over a sofa."

Response: "It's just a matter of time.

by Lydia November 12, 2004

subhumans

the other most amazing band in the world

parasites!

by lydia April 27, 2003

YFT

You F**king Tumor

That causes suffering, YFT.

by Lydia March 30, 2023