kaploosh 

the sound a large turd makes when hitting the toilet bowl water

I knew my brother was pooping because I heard the kaploosh of his feces hitting the water.

kaploosh by poopy October 5, 2004

kabloosh 

Another term for a gay blowjob.

"That was a delicious kabloosh."
"I just got kablooshed by Kevin in the bathroom"
"Dude I'm not gay i just love kablooshes".

kabloosh by Umar "The Legend" Sultn May 25, 2010

kaloosh 

a weeb who's only interaction with women is from his mother spanking him, he generally lusts for any sexual interaction with women no matter what age, they are the type of person who comments hate comments about anyone who dislikes anime.

"Another sexual harassment case, this is the 4th in 2 weeks, must be the doing of a Kaloosh"

kaloosh by my name jeff xd April 7, 2018

Kaloosh 

The most lit discord server

I just joined Kaloosh on discord

Kaloosh by p1p3c13an3r May 5, 2019

Kabloosh 

When you don't masturbate for an abnormal amount of time and when you finally cum, your dick goes kabloosh

Bro, I didn't pull my pud for like 13 years straight so once I spooged, it went kabloosh!

Kabloosh by Beelezezebub June 5, 2022

kabloosh 

The sound made when a large sized turd hits water.

(sound of a person straining a lot more than average... a brief pause.. ) kabloosh!

kabloosh by Happenstance May 4, 2010

kaloosh 

a person who has an erection every time he thinks about him self if you meet one don't talk about him because if you do you will have semen all over you. they will talk about them self a lot

kaloosh would say he's awsome

kaloosh by xpganggang March 30, 2018