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kabloosh
"That was a delicious kabloosh."
"I just got kablooshed by Kevin in the bathroom"
"Dude I'm not gay i just love kablooshes".
"I just got kablooshed by Kevin in the bathroom"
"Dude I'm not gay i just love kablooshes".
kabloosh by Umar "The Legend" Sultn May 25, 2010
Related Words
kaploosh • kabloosh • kaloosh • kablooshed • Kafloosh • Kaploushe • Kapoosh • Kasploosh • Kasplooshy
kaloosh
a weeb who's only interaction with women is from his mother spanking him, he generally lusts for any sexual interaction with women no matter what age, they are the type of person who comments hate comments about anyone who dislikes anime.
kaloosh by my name jeff xd April 7, 2018
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Kaloosh by p1p3c13an3r May 5, 2019
Kabloosh
When you don't masturbate for an abnormal amount of time and when you finally cum, your dick goes kabloosh
Kabloosh by Beelezezebub June 5, 2022
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kabloosh by Happenstance May 4, 2010
kaloosh
a person who has an erection every time he thinks about him self if you meet one don't talk about him because if you do you will have semen all over you. they will talk about them self a lot
kaloosh by xpganggang March 30, 2018
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