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It is a word that can be used for many things. Positive, negative, stupid, intelligent, the list goes on. Additionally, this word is only ever used alone. You cannot use it with any other words, or else the universe will proceed to correct itself, leaving only you with the memory of any human life on earth.
"Kafloosh."
Kafloosh by Kafloosh May 4, 2022
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A sound.

Made when you swing a baseball bat at someones face.
"Heads up" *KAFOOSH* "ouch"
kafoosh by Shmogul January 27, 2005
Related Words

kabloosh 

"That was a delicious kabloosh."
"I just got kablooshed by Kevin in the bathroom"
"Dude I'm not gay i just love kablooshes".
a weeb who's only interaction with women is from his mother spanking him, he generally lusts for any sexual interaction with women no matter what age, they are the type of person who comments hate comments about anyone who dislikes anime.
"Another sexual harassment case, this is the 4th in 2 weeks, must be the doing of a Kaloosh"
kaloosh by my name jeff xd April 7, 2018
I just joined Kaloosh on discord
Kaloosh by p1p3c13an3r May 5, 2019

Kabloosh 

When you don't masturbate for an abnormal amount of time and when you finally cum, your dick goes kabloosh
Bro, I didn't pull my pud for like 13 years straight so once I spooged, it went kabloosh!
Kabloosh by Beelezezebub June 5, 2022

kaploosh 

the sound a large turd makes when hitting the toilet bowl water
I knew my brother was pooping because I heard the kaploosh of his feces hitting the water.
kaploosh by poopy October 5, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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