Kafloosh

It is a word that can be used for many things. Positive, negative, stupid, intelligent, the list goes on. Additionally, this word is only ever used alone. You cannot use it with any other words, or else the universe will proceed to correct itself, leaving only you with the memory of any human life on earth.

"Kafloosh."

by Kafloosh May 4, 2022

kafoosh

A sound.

Made when you swing a baseball bat at someones face.

"Heads up" *KAFOOSH* "ouch"

by Shmogul January 27, 2005

kabloosh

Another term for a gay blowjob.

"That was a delicious kabloosh."
"I just got kablooshed by Kevin in the bathroom"
"Dude I'm not gay i just love kablooshes".

by Umar "The Legend" Sultn May 25, 2010

kaloosh

a weeb who's only interaction with women is from his mother spanking him, he generally lusts for any sexual interaction with women no matter what age, they are the type of person who comments hate comments about anyone who dislikes anime.

"Another sexual harassment case, this is the 4th in 2 weeks, must be the doing of a Kaloosh"

by my name jeff xd April 7, 2018

Kaloosh

The most lit discord server

I just joined Kaloosh on discord

by p1p3c13an3r May 5, 2019

Kabloosh

When you don't masturbate for an abnormal amount of time and when you finally cum, your dick goes kabloosh

Bro, I didn't pull my pud for like 13 years straight so once I spooged, it went kabloosh!

by Beelezezebub June 5, 2022

kaploosh

the sound a large turd makes when hitting the toilet bowl water

I knew my brother was pooping because I heard the kaploosh of his feces hitting the water.

by poopy October 5, 2004