kabloosh

Another term for a gay blowjob.

"That was a delicious kabloosh."
"I just got kablooshed by Kevin in the bathroom"
"Dude I'm not gay i just love kablooshes".

by Umar "The Legend" Sultn May 25, 2010

Kabloosh

When you don't masturbate for an abnormal amount of time and when you finally cum, your dick goes kabloosh

Bro, I didn't pull my pud for like 13 years straight so once I spooged, it went kabloosh!

by Beelezezebub June 06, 2022

kabloosh

The sound made when a large sized turd hits water.

(sound of a person straining a lot more than average... a brief pause.. ) kabloosh!

by Happenstance May 04, 2010

kablooshed

To get super drunk and high, or cross faded.

I'm so kablooshed right now!

by Mastercheif July 21, 2014