kablooshed

To get super drunk and high, or cross faded.

I'm so kablooshed right now!

by Mastercheif July 20, 2014

sloshed and kaboshed

When a girl gets drunk and gets laid in the same night

Last night after the bar I was sloshed and kaboshed

by kaboshed January 16, 2020

kabloshido

Pronunciation: Ka-bloo-shi-doo

Kabloshdio is an onomatopoeia for an explosion or pain, it is also a synonym for someone who is abusive. It can also mean a certain mood, typically happy but can mean anything unusual.

First Example: "owwww!! I just Kabloshidoed my toe on the pole!" ( meaning that he hit his toe on the pole)

Second Example: "ahh man, stop being a rude Kabloshido!"
Third Example: "i am feeling so Kabloshidoy"

by Kabloshido December 30, 2018

kablooted

(n) ka-bloot-ed: when one is so baked they drool all over the place and can barely make out words let alone complete a sentence. Also known as kazooted, ZuBAR (similar to FUBAR but Zooted Beyond All Recognition) and, completely and utterly gone.

DO YOU REALIZE how kablooted Brad is?!

by Snevel Neb May 23, 2010

kabloosh

Another term for a gay blowjob.

"That was a delicious kabloosh."
"I just got kablooshed by Kevin in the bathroom"
"Dude I'm not gay i just love kablooshes".

by Umar "The Legend" Sultn May 25, 2010

Kabloosh

When you don't masturbate for an abnormal amount of time and when you finally cum, your dick goes kabloosh

Bro, I didn't pull my pud for like 13 years straight so once I spooged, it went kabloosh!

by Beelezezebub June 5, 2022

kabloosh

The sound made when a large sized turd hits water.

(sound of a person straining a lot more than average... a brief pause.. ) kabloosh!

by Happenstance May 4, 2010