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kablooshed 

To get super drunk and high, or cross faded.
I'm so kablooshed right now!
kablooshed by Mastercheif July 20, 2014
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sloshed and kaboshed

When a girl gets drunk and gets laid in the same night
Last night after the bar I was sloshed and kaboshed
sloshed and kaboshed by kaboshed January 16, 2020

kabloshido

Pronunciation: Ka-bloo-shi-doo

Kabloshdio is an onomatopoeia for an explosion or pain, it is also a synonym for someone who is abusive. It can also mean a certain mood, typically happy but can mean anything unusual.
First Example: "owwww!! I just Kabloshidoed my toe on the pole!" ( meaning that he hit his toe on the pole)

Second Example: "ahh man, stop being a rude Kabloshido!"
Third Example: "i am feeling so Kabloshidoy"
kabloshido by Kabloshido December 30, 2018

kablooted 

(n) ka-bloot-ed: when one is so baked they drool all over the place and can barely make out words let alone complete a sentence. Also known as kazooted, ZuBAR (similar to FUBAR but Zooted Beyond All Recognition) and, completely and utterly gone.
DO YOU REALIZE how kablooted Brad is?!
kablooted by Snevel Neb May 23, 2010

kabloosh 

"That was a delicious kabloosh."
"I just got kablooshed by Kevin in the bathroom"
"Dude I'm not gay i just love kablooshes".

Kabloosh 

When you don't masturbate for an abnormal amount of time and when you finally cum, your dick goes kabloosh
Bro, I didn't pull my pud for like 13 years straight so once I spooged, it went kabloosh!
Kabloosh by Beelezezebub June 5, 2022

kabloosh 

The sound made when a large sized turd hits water.
(sound of a person straining a lot more than average... a brief pause.. ) kabloosh!
kabloosh by Happenstance May 4, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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