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kabloosh 

"That was a delicious kabloosh."
"I just got kablooshed by Kevin in the bathroom"
"Dude I'm not gay i just love kablooshes".
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Kersploosh 

The act of ejaculationg a large load of fo'jizzle all over someone or something
Damn it bitch you better close your eyes cos im gonna kersploosh all over you!!!!!
a weeb who's only interaction with women is from his mother spanking him, he generally lusts for any sexual interaction with women no matter what age, they are the type of person who comments hate comments about anyone who dislikes anime.
"Another sexual harassment case, this is the 4th in 2 weeks, must be the doing of a Kaloosh"
kaloosh by my name jeff xd April 7, 2018
I just joined Kaloosh on discord
Kaloosh by p1p3c13an3r May 5, 2019

Kabloosh 

When you don't masturbate for an abnormal amount of time and when you finally cum, your dick goes kabloosh
Bro, I didn't pull my pud for like 13 years straight so once I spooged, it went kabloosh!
Kabloosh by Beelezezebub June 5, 2022

kaploosh 

the sound a large turd makes when hitting the toilet bowl water
I knew my brother was pooping because I heard the kaploosh of his feces hitting the water.
kaploosh by poopy October 5, 2004
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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