Kabloosh

When you don't masturbate for an abnormal amount of time and when you finally cum, your dick goes kabloosh

Bro, I didn't pull my pud for like 13 years straight so once I spooged, it went kabloosh!

by Beelezezebub June 06, 2022

kabloosh

Another term for a gay blowjob.

"That was a delicious kabloosh."
"I just got kablooshed by Kevin in the bathroom"
"Dude I'm not gay i just love kablooshes".

by Umar "The Legend" Sultn May 25, 2010

kabloosh

The sound made when a large sized turd hits water.

(sound of a person straining a lot more than average... a brief pause.. ) kabloosh!

by Happenstance May 04, 2010

kablooshed

To get super drunk and high, or cross faded.

I'm so kablooshed right now!

by Mastercheif July 21, 2014