Joine

Has a big penis

Can get any girl he wants
Has shoe game
His mixtape is fire

White boys/Black boys :I wish I could be Joine

Joine: I'm just too awesome

by 13Harden February 14, 2016

join

kick it, hang out, with some friends and just have some fun, have a good time.


not caring what it involves just want to get out and do something with people

hey ya'll wanna join later?

Friend: what you gettin into tonight?
you: i'm just tryin to join, you?

by Ben08Jew January 02, 2009

join the club

A clever way of saying "I agree with you, and I suspect others do too."

Alice: I hate people who say 'join the club'.
Bob: Join the club.

Alice: I feel like getting a club membership.
Bob: Join the club.

Alice: I had such a bad day. It feels like everyone whines to me about how other people cause them problems, when really it's just a projection of their own insecurities and unfulfilling life. Then, when I try to hint them at this, they just don't get it.
Bob: Join the club.
Alice: Huh?

by wuthefwasthat September 17, 2012

Joined at the Dick

At least two heterosexual men or 'bros' who cannot be mentioned without the other because they never leave each other's side.

"Hey! Did you see Jim today?"
"You mean Jim and Tony, right?"
"Oh yeah, I forget they're joined at the dick"

by twalkerweb September 21, 2011

Baker's Join

A baker's join is that little slither of bread you find when pulling apart two connecting bread buns. It can be found in many types of bread.

Oi, look at the baker's join on me sausage bap, it's still attached.

by TheGeordiePedro April 11, 2016

join the club

When someone says something that you agree with, you say "join the club".

Man, I think Allen is such a douche.
join the club.

by andy September 03, 2004

join the majority

To die. The majority of people who have lived have died. So to die is to join them.

Either give me back my money or get ready to join the majority.

by DEATHfalcon November 16, 2010