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kankaakee 

A person who has a pre mature kankle, meaning you can and kinda can't see the ankle... but it's still there even when your friends might say it's a full on kankle.. ( it's not
Wow, look at those kankaakees.... that's some pre mature kankles right there..
kankaakee by Kankly September 12, 2017
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Kankakee 

It's just the K-thrilla. A once thriving railroad town that has become over run by gangstas and hood rats. But it does have a airport where jimmy buffett once landed.
Dave: "I'm reppin' the K-thrilla"
Bill: "Dude your white, call it Kankakee"
Kankakee by Doug Butavi March 29, 2009

kankatee 

(kang-ka-tEE)
noun: a cool shirt you designed youself... because you've got design skills.

adj: clothing having qualities of being well designed and original
noun: Is that a kankatee you're wearing?

adj: That dude is wearing a kankatee shirt.
kankatee by maxamufu November 1, 2006

kankakee creampress 

When one man ejaculates under another man's ball sack, and then pushes said ball sack down in a pressing manner toward the taint.
Adrian really loves it when Elliott gives him the Kankakee creampress!

Kankakee Birthday

While having sex, you shit on your partners chest. Then stick candles in it, light them, and allow your partner to make a wish and blow them out.
I gave my girlfriend a Kankakee Birthday last night.

Kankakee 

1. noun. When a manatee gets a canker sore.
2. noun. May also refer to a small town in Illinois.
I wonder if the trainer at the zoo will have to ajust KoKo's diet as a result of her throbbing kankakee?
Kankakee by ConfabulatorsAnonymous January 15, 2010

Kankakee 

agreeing with a one's statement
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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