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adjective. Of or pertaining to a situation or action which warrants the tying of a noose around one's neck.
Bernice's behavior in pilates class today was particularly hangworthy, with the spandex and all.
by ConfabulatorsAnonymous January 15, 2010

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1. noun. Butt crack. Of or pertaining to the fault line in the posterior.
2. noun. Blame or responsibility placed upon a donkey or jackass.
It's not your fault, it's the ASPHALT!
by ConfabulatorsAnonymous May 04, 2010

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1. noun. When a manatee gets a canker sore.
2. noun. May also refer to a small town in Illinois.
I wonder if the trainer at the zoo will have to ajust KoKo's diet as a result of her throbbing kankakee?
by ConfabulatorsAnonymous January 15, 2010

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