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Kankakee 

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1. noun. When a manatee gets a canker sore.
2. noun. May also refer to a small town in Illinois.
I wonder if the trainer at the zoo will have to ajust KoKo's diet as a result of her throbbing kankakee?
Kankakee by ConfabulatorsAnonymous January 15, 2010

Kankakee 

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agreeing with a one's statement

Kankakee 

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A small town in Illinois, over run by wannabe gangsters, hole in the wall bars with no class, and probably your baby daddy.
I went to Tracks bar in downtown Kankakee, got confronted outside by a guy with a gun, he stole my 2$. Turns out on camera, it was my baby daddy.
Kankakee by Cat82 November 26, 2023

Kankakee 

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Kankakee is a small little hole in the wall down south from Chicago. There's so much crime, you might as well call it little Chicago. The emergency room is so small, you might as well just wait in the parking lot if your dying. This town, all the white girls act black and the black girls act white. The Mexicans will try to sell you street corn to pay their rent. I wouldn't go here if you are living in a place that's thriving. You will come here, and shrivel up and die. They might as well rename Kankakee, the hotel California.. because once you come in, you can never leave. Unless it's in a casket.
KANKAKEE IS A BIG BLACK HOLE. IT SUCKED SO HARD, I PAYED IT 300$ LIKE A LOW CLASS HOOKER HOLDING A POLAR POP.
Kankakee by EMt Falls girl May 22, 2025

Kankakee

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The place referenced in King Von's Took Her To The O
"yooo i took my girl from kankakee to the o"
"like that von song?"
Kankakee by KankakeeLover3 April 30, 2026

kankakee creampress 

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When one man ejaculates under another man's ball sack, and then pushes said ball sack down in a pressing manner toward the taint.
Adrian really loves it when Elliott gives him the Kankakee creampress!
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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