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Kaleb ass shit

When a nigga says some questionably gay shit.
Kaleb: “I just sucked my bros dick jk jk”
Jordan: “that’s some Kaleb ass shit”
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He fine,all the girls want him, he’s loyal,with a cute smile
Omg I wish kalabe was mines,cuz he so fine
Kalabe by Dimplefacee May 24, 2018
Somebody who is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.
Laura: I am so cool and smart, everybody loves me!
Dave: Shut the hell up you Kalbag!!
Kalbag by PeteLeMeat February 2, 2014
Kaleb - Most commonly used as a Male name. Very rare to be used as a Female name.

Any female named Kaleb should be considered a diamond in the rough.

Kaleb - Female - Description:
The most amazingly beautiful woman you will ever meet. Kaleb has a smile that can light up the night sky even on the darkest nights. Some people have even confused her smile with the sun.

Kaleb - Female - Attributes:
Kaleb is a demon in the sack.

Kaleb has a rump so firm and round you'd think it was a bowling ball.

Anyone who has ever had the pleasure of meeting a Kaleb doubts they will ever meet someone so great ever again.

Women who are named Kaleb have a fantastic personality and will go on to do great things.

Kaleb will make you smile even if you didn't want to.

If you've dated a Kaleb, you've clocked life.
"Man, did you just see Kaleb?? She soo fine!"
"I dated a Kaleb once. I clocked life"
"Is that the Sun?? Oh, it's just a Kaleb smiling"
"I think I just did a Kaleb"
"Kaleb is so hot, scientists now believe she is a major contributor to global warming"
Kaleb by Trent Rodwell February 20, 2019
Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, close to have reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confused with douche.
Rob:He kept hitting on my girlfriend at the party, he just wouldnt leave her alone!!

Sam: God, what a kalbag.
Kalbag by Samthecandleman November 5, 2013
Kaleb is a tall, strong, athletic guy who could kick anyone's ass if he wanted. He is a nice guy who is rarely mean. He also isn't big with the ladies so if he likes you go after him!
Person 1: " Kaleb likes you!!"
Person 2: "OMG are you serious! I love him so much!"
Kaleb by real_lyfe27 July 16, 2016