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Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, close to have reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confused with douche.
Rob:He kept hitting on my girlfriend at the party, he just wouldnt leave her alone!!

Sam: God, what a kalbag.
Kalbag by Samthecandleman November 5, 2013
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''Kaldag''

Kaldag is a Filipino slang word used mostly by Filipino teens that refers to one humping the air, It is also used as a dance move among many Filipino tiktokers.
''Wag kayo mag ''kaldag'' ah, wala talaga kayong respeto.''
''Kaldag'' by NathoAmazo December 19, 2022

Kalagadagaling 

Pronounced ka-lag-a-dag-a-ling. When someone makes loud Pterodactyl/parrot-like noises at random intervels. In past-tence called Kalagadagled.
(example a)"That bitch needs to stop kalagadagaling so much! Shes giving me a fucking headache!!"

(example b)"That guy in 30 Days Of Night Kalagadagled so well! I thought my eardrums were going to burst!!!!! Awsome!"

(example c) person 1:"Kait where are you"
person 2:"I don't see you!"
person 1:"Lets kalagadagle until we find eachother!"
Kalagadagaling by Bailey Alison April 15, 2008
sissy: a timid man or boy considered childish or unassertive
"Dude, you're acting like a kalagan."
kalagan by bbmisc January 10, 2008

KalBaishakhi 

It means a type of windy storm from the northwest. Literally 'kal' means "terrible," and 'baishakhi' refers to "something that happens in the month of Baishakh," that falls in the midtime of April. "KalBaishakhi" is a local term mainly used by the people of Bengal, Assam, and Odia. Its literal translation in English language is 'Northwesterlies' or 'Nor'wester'.
Although KalBaishakhi is a strong windy storm, many local people are benefited by it in their farming.
KalBaishakhi by typical Indian September 16, 2023
the most amazing girl you will ever meet. if you ever meat a person that have a last name of Kalbach keep her. She's so smart, beautiful, kind, and the girl of your dreams.
her last name got to be Kalbach she's so beautiful!
kalbach by da1223 March 25, 2020
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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