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Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, close to have reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confused with douche.
Rob:He kept hitting on my girlfriend at the party, he just wouldnt leave her alone!!

Sam: God, what a kalbag.
Kalbag by Samthecandleman November 5, 2013
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''Kaldag''

Kaldag is a Filipino slang word used mostly by Filipino teens that refers to one humping the air, It is also used as a dance move among many Filipino tiktokers.
''Wag kayo mag ''kaldag'' ah, wala talaga kayong respeto.''
''Kaldag'' by NathoAmazo December 19, 2022

Kalagadagaling 

Pronounced ka-lag-a-dag-a-ling. When someone makes loud Pterodactyl/parrot-like noises at random intervels. In past-tence called Kalagadagled.
(example a)"That bitch needs to stop kalagadagaling so much! Shes giving me a fucking headache!!"

(example b)"That guy in 30 Days Of Night Kalagadagled so well! I thought my eardrums were going to burst!!!!! Awsome!"

(example c) person 1:"Kait where are you"
person 2:"I don't see you!"
person 1:"Lets kalagadagle until we find eachother!"
Kalagadagaling by Bailey Alison April 15, 2008
sissy: a timid man or boy considered childish or unassertive
"Dude, you're acting like a kalagan."
kalagan by bbmisc January 10, 2008

KalBaishakhi 

It means a type of windy storm from the northwest. Literally 'kal' means "terrible," and 'baishakhi' refers to "something that happens in the month of Baishakh," that falls in the midtime of April. "KalBaishakhi" is a local term mainly used by the people of Bengal, Assam, and Odia. Its literal translation in English language is 'Northwesterlies' or 'Nor'wester'.
Although KalBaishakhi is a strong windy storm, many local people are benefited by it in their farming.
KalBaishakhi by typical Indian September 16, 2023
the most amazing girl you will ever meet. if you ever meat a person that have a last name of Kalbach keep her. She's so smart, beautiful, kind, and the girl of your dreams.
her last name got to be Kalbach she's so beautiful!
kalbach by da1223 March 25, 2020
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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