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woah man, did you see petra today, she was being a kalbe to me.
kalbe by juno May 13, 2015
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kalbert • kalbe • Stinky Kalber • kaleb • kale • Kalea • Kaleah • kabeer • kabe • kalb
A classic skater boy that is most likely to have curly hair.He is super super nice,except when someone does something to offend him.He prefers girls over guys because they show him the type of respect that he deserves.He never posts anything about his hoes and is the nicest to them lmaoooooo
Me: "Oh hey kalbe"
Kalbe"Heyyyy"
kalbe by koolest.lover January 20, 2019

Kaleb ass shit

When a nigga says some questionably gay shit.
Kaleb: “I just sucked my bros dick jk jk”
Jordan: “that’s some Kaleb ass shit”
Kalea is a girl with a crazy, weird, and overall goofy personality! Kalea loves to socialize, make friends, and hang out. She’s basically a social butterfly. She enjoys hanging out with other friends who have the same goofy personality as her. She is always joking around and making her peers have a good laugh. Many people enjoy being around Kalea, but at the same time there are a lot of people who hate her. Despite the hate she gets from some people, Kalea doesn’t care because she is generally a very carefree person. She doesn’t let anything get to her. She just keeps on smiling! Kalea is also a very popular girl who has friends almost anywhere she goes. Kalea always keeps her grades up and is very responsible and trustworthy. She usually likes to keep away from the boys because they aren’t worth her time. Kalea is also mean sometimes but she never intends to hurt anyone, she’s just messing around! But she’s also very kind, giving, sympathetic, and thoughtful. She’s the type of girl who will always be willing to hang out on the weekends, give you presents on your birthday, and be there for you when you’re sad. Anyone named Kalea is a very rare person to find. If you come across a Kalea, be her friend and cherish your relationship with her. You don’t wanna lose Kalea because that would be a horrible mistake. Kalea is one of the most unique people in the world so if you lose her, you’re going to miss out on a lot of memories, laughs, and fun!
Kalea is the craziest girl I’ve ever met!

Kalea is really nice to me!

Kalea is one of the most hilarious people in the world!

Kalea is always making me laugh!
Kalea by 💞💍 November 27, 2018
A japanese kink in which a person is stuck halfway through a wall, usually letting others fuck them. sort of like a glory hole but with the bottom half of someone's body
There was this super cool kabeshiri doujinshi I found last night
kabeshiri by boobs mckeenzie June 14, 2017

kabe-don 

Where someone has someone up against a wall. The "don" sound is the sound of hitting the wall. An anime term XD
"he had him in a kabe-don against the wall" (insert own pronouns)
kabe-don by guesswhosafuckingweeb September 29, 2019
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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