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Most genuine guy you will ever meet. He’s the one that will always offer to buy you stuff but when it comes down to it her is the most loyal guy you will ever meet. He is smart and has a sense of humor. Not many people get to know him but once you do you realize how amazing he is. You fall in love with him super fast and never want him to leave. if you meet a Kalabe keep him.
have you met kalabe he’s so nice
Kalabe by dontworryboutitsweetheart December 1, 2019
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karabeth 

An outgoing, gorgeous, wonderful woman who isn't afraid to say what they wanna say. She will care a lot of someone until she is officially done. She has a caring heart for those who love back.
Is she a Karabeth?
karabeth by olivia029838492929 January 8, 2017

karabekian 

n. (from Rabo Karabekian, U.S. 20th cent. painter). Fiasco in which a person causes total destruction of own work and reputation through stupidity, carelessness or both.
Circe Berman arrived just in time to counsel him through the realization of his horrendous karabekian.
karabekian by Nonemaker December 4, 2004

kalabule 

A word of West African origin (used primarily in the West African nation of Ghana).

1. Organized & premeditated con-artistry.
2. Blatant trickery committed for personal economic gain.
3. The illegal buying and selling of controlled goods.
The way Tetteh fooled Akin into buying them elevator passes for that one story building was true kalabule.

Shaquandafua was practicing that kalabule when she got $500 from EACH guy she claimed fathered her baby.

Oware is selling stolen guns over the internet 5 for $200, check his blog for details.
kalabule by Swell Emmanuel May 22, 2006
"wow that karaberry was amazing, better than any berry i've ever had before!"
karaberry by thomato May 10, 2008
A Kalab will make you laugh , when nothing else can. A Kalab will make your face hurt from the amount of smiling you'll do. A Kalab is the best kind of guy you'll ever come across, so if you're lucky enough meet a Kalab don't let him slip through your fingers... you probably wont find another one. They are like an endangered species in the world of men.
He is such a Kalab!
kalab by #starchild# October 24, 2014
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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