Kalob

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An extremely gorgeous guy with pretty eyes who has a highly nice personality and knows how to make everyone laugh with a sarcastic humor.Someone whos friendship you want to grab a hold of and never let go.

Kalob...not Caleb!

Kalob by shexyconverse6 June 3, 2011

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kalob

he likes dudes under the age of 16. oh no thats tayge

that dude was such a kalob

kalob by eatmythiccbutt August 13, 2019

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Kalob • kalobe • Kalob Bertrand • kalobolar • kaleb • kabob • kalb • kalbert • KABOBfest • Kabobed

kalob

the scariest girl !!!

look at that scary guy!! no its a girl!! ohh kalob

kalob by thisgirl!! September 29, 2011

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kalob

chopped dude who lives with his parents who is dating a body pillow of an underage girl

Ew that guy is such a kalob...

kalob by TheOttoZone June 30, 2025

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Kalob Bertrand

A young boy that is really funny. Likes to make people laugh and has a loving kind heart. He’s a a YouTuber that likes to mess with people and make edits. His best friend and partner is justice Johanesen. Kalob loves video games, sports, skateboarding, going outside, and loves to spend money.

Kalob bertrand is really funny

Kalob Bertrand by Johnny Keene May 20, 2019

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Kaleb ass shit

When a nigga says some questionably gay shit.

Kaleb: “I just sucked my bros dick jk jk”
Jordan: “that’s some Kaleb ass shit”

Kaleb ass shit by Kaleb Vasquez March 15, 2019

kaelob

Kaelob is a boy that wants to be a man, but finds himself still standing at the edge of childhood, for he threw away a great relationship with a nice girl that treated him wonderfully and loved him. This was because he got bored with his relationship and realized that there were prettier girls, therefore, he created a problem and blamed the girl for their relationship ending. He then gets with another girl that was prettier, funnier, and older than the other girl. Though, he would be a lot happier if he listened to his heart and stayed close to the one that loved him. If Kaelob were to realize what his heart was hinting, there would be no telling how great his life could be. After all this being said, Kaelob is very good looking with dark eyes and a charming smile. Not to mention that he can make almost anyone laugh, for humor comes very naturally to him. Kaelob really is a ladies' man, but he should do himself a favor and listen to what his heart tells him.

Kaelob is naturally funny.

kaelob by emmyrae01 March 13, 2018

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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