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Kaleb - Most commonly used as a Male name. Very rare to be used as a Female name.

Any female named Kaleb should be considered a diamond in the rough.

Kaleb - Female - Description:
The most amazingly beautiful woman you will ever meet. Kaleb has a smile that can light up the night sky even on the darkest nights. Some people have even confused her smile with the sun.

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Kaleb is a demon in the sack.

Kaleb has a rump so firm and round you'd think it was a bowling ball.

Anyone who has ever had the pleasure of meeting a Kaleb doubts they will ever meet someone so great ever again.

Women who are named Kaleb have a fantastic personality and will go on to do great things.

Kaleb will make you smile even if you didn't want to.

If you've dated a Kaleb, you've clocked life.
"Man, did you just see Kaleb?? She soo fine!"
"I dated a Kaleb once. I clocked life"
"Is that the Sun?? Oh, it's just a Kaleb smiling"
"I think I just did a Kaleb"
"Kaleb is so hot, scientists now believe she is a major contributor to global warming"
by Trent Rodwell February 20, 2019
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Kaleb is a goofy boy that always makes you laugh. Kaleb is a lowkey freak but dosent admit it. Kaleb is cute even though he thinks he's not. Get you a Kaleb!
by Serenity L. June 25, 2017
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Kaleb is a tall, strong, athletic guy who could kick anyone's ass if he wanted. He is a nice guy who is rarely mean. He also isn't big with the ladies so if he likes you go after him!
Person 1: " Kaleb likes you!!"
Person 2: "OMG are you serious! I love him so much!"
by real_lyfe27 July 16, 2016
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Does not know how to be quiet.
Is a jokester so if you can't take a joke inappropriate or not then stay away from a Kaleb.
If you can take a joke then you likely got a new friend named Kaleb.
He also won't change for any one so if you don't like them now you probably never will.
Boy:Kaleb won't shut up
Girl:But they make good jokes

Boy:I don't like there jokes
Girl:Then stop talking to them
by Nothingasfarasyourconcern March 19, 2017
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He's very sweet, he can make you smile just by his smile. He is caring, most of the time. He cares about you at your worst times, when you're sick, or you just need attention or cuddles. He can make mistakes sometimes, and some really bad ones too. He can be forgetful at times and it can be frustrating. He's very sexy, and really handsome. He is silly and loves making you laugh, his day is ruined if his mate is upset. He can be lazy, and he loves Naruto 💕 I love you Kaleb. You're my sun, my moon, and all of my stars.
Grace: Hi my name is grace.
Kaleb: my name is Kaleb with a K because I'm cool
by pussydestroyer69duh January 28, 2017
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A Kaleb will make you laugh , when nothing else can. A Kaleb will make your face hurt from the amount of smiling youll do. A Kaleb is the best kind of guy youll ever come across, so if youre lucky enough meet a Kaleb dont let him slip through your fingers... you probably wont find another one. They are like an endangered species in the world of men.
Girl 1: I met a Kaleb once, I trapped him and now hes my exotic pet.

Girl 2: Seriously?? Ive never even seen a Kaleb?? Can I pet him?

Girl 1: No, hes mine.
by Garlic Bread January 29, 2010
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