kaleb

Does not know how to be quiet.
Is a jokester so if you can't take a joke inappropriate or not then stay away from a Kaleb.
If you can take a joke then you likely got a new friend named Kaleb.
He also won't change for any one so if you don't like them now you probably never will.
Boy:Kaleb won't shut up
Girl:But they make good jokes

Boy:I don't like there jokes
Girl:Then stop talking to them
by Nothingasfarasyourconcern March 19, 2017
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The greatest most handsome person you will ever meet he may seem rough and mean but once you get to know him you will be glad you did

The guy all the girls fall for
(Girl)Kaleb is so hot and amazing

(Girl#2) yes is the best
by TheHunterX1 December 04, 2016
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the best person in the world! he makes you feel better when you are down...i have always loved him. and i always will. kaleb i hope i get a chance with you!
kaleb i love you!
you the best!
by Katie A. March 04, 2005
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the greatest guy ever..... i love you kaleb
anyone would be lucky to have him
by Caitlin June 04, 2004
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The best friend anyone could have. Some members of this species happen to come with really bad jokes that are so horrible, that despite being chucked down the drain, flushed down the toilet, and being forced to live with rats for a few years, still bring joy to people's lives. A Kaleb is also smart, kind, sweet, polite, and brings laughter with jokes. However bad they may be.
by Kaisei October 28, 2015
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a male name which means dog (dont ask me why my parents named me dog)(usually spelled Caleb)
note- pronunciation put is wrong
its really Kay-lub
"Hey Kaleb, want to go to the movies tonight?"
by Kaleb Williams July 13, 2003
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one who does not obey the laws, but the laws merely obey him. One is a Kaleb can carry around a vape pen all day and not cough. One can not challenge Kaleb because he is unchallengeable. One can only dream to be a Kaleb.
According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

Kaleb
by 7dknight March 22, 2017
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