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It’s like saying just blaze or (balze it) very fast so JUHBLE
1(random dude)
2(other random dude)
3(random dude in the background)
1 - “yooo i just got some grass”
2 - “grass, as in some weed bro”
1 - “yea man, you want some”
3 - “ HEYYY YEAH ILL TAKE SOME, when im get home im gonna juhble all over the fucking place”
juhble by MyLittleLoli(con) March 13, 2019
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Jahblessed/Jahbless 

To receive a gift or a blessing. Also refers to being water baptized.
“I’m about to Jahblessed/Jahbless my guy with this bag of Tostitos
The act of getting put together repeatedly or being constantly harrased, jewed down, hammered on, swindled, conned, or persuaded into doing something that benefits you in no way what so ever.

Can be used as a noun, verb or adjective in any scenario
Today I got Juhled into buying lunch

That customer got Juhled on his WE OWE.

He is always getting juhled, I think he has paid for everything all week

Wow, I got Juhled.. He has owed me for months

He promised to fix everything but I guess I'm getting Juhled
juhled by geeluth May 17, 2011

JUMBLE-GUT

When you need to pull off the hard shoulder to take a huge shit!

The poop is usually unstoppable at this point and necks it's way out the anus without hesitation.

"That awkward moment when you get jumble-gut whilst travelling"
Ben: "Pull over love I think I got Jumble-Gut, it won't stop"!!!

Mary: "Must be that Gammon, I told Henry it was under-cooked"
JUMBLE-GUT by CannabisKings January 17, 2020

Bumble Jumble 

A soccer(football(futbol)) tactic that involves dribbling with a ball into the opposing defender intentionally, hoping that the ball with ricochet off their legs, allowing the attacker to eventually regain possession, leaving the defender in the dust. Commonly known, and despised, for its effective use in the popular Fifa videogames. Can also be used as a verb.
He was playing with Inter Milan, and bumble jumbled his way to a cheap 4-3 victory.

He is an awful Fifa player, and only beat me because he scored on 4 bumble jumbles.
Bumble Jumble by yinwa August 17, 2010

crotch jumble 

someone who is caught with their hands down their pants, or their hands over their genital area
"Hey Evalin, stop picking your crotch jumble and come over here"
crotch jumble by StefanStamp June 11, 2008
When you are both high, and drunk. Another word for crossed.
bro, we’re gonna get so jumbled tonight fuck.
Jumbled by millybeth April 27, 2019