Tostitos
Tostitos by ToStiTo'sz December 15, 2007
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Tostitos by Rear_End_Eater November 10, 2020
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Tostitos Baby
A Tostitos baby is a sexual maneuver where during sex ,towards the end of a womans period, you creampie her. She then squeezes it out and scoops it up with a nacho chip and eats it.
Yeah I brought home that girl from the party, and she was so wild, she let me give her a "Tostitos Baby"
Tostitos Baby by KO C December 12, 2024
This is for all the Tostitos
A phrase used to downgrade the meaning of any large scale event by plugging the product that sponsors the event.
Brent Musburger with :02 seconds left before Auburn kicks a game winning field goal to win the Tostitos BCS National Championship Game: "This is for all the Tostitos"
This is for all the Tostitos by geniusonwheels January 12, 2011
This is for all the Tostitos
To ruin a great moment with a horrible pun. The phrase spoke directly before the needle scratches across the record.
Brent Musberger uttered, "This is for ALL the tostitos." just before the winning kick in the BCS championship.
This is for all the Tostitos by Jasonthe29th January 13, 2011
Tostito toss
A couple comes home after a rowdy night of drinking and are hungry. The woman makes some sloppy left over taco meat nachos. After eating, they head to the bed and the woman begins to blow the man like a pornstar. When the man is about to blow his load, the woman is so drunk, she throws up a hot, sticky mess of taco meat, cheese, and crunchy chip bits all over his manhood.
I was about to blow in her mouth but then I felt something warm and crunchy all over my rod. She gave me old Tostito toss.
Tostito toss by Dick Rivard February 2, 2019
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