Tostitos

a cool chip
that get's eaten
but is still mad cool!

oohh my god! i love hat tostitos!

by ToStiTo'sz December 15, 2007

Tostitos

A good chip brand. Buy Tostitos and become one yourself. #worshipthetostito

Yo, nice Tostitos.

by Rear_End_Eater November 10, 2020

Tostitos

A barbecue ripoff of Doritos, the legendary and perfect snack

Tostitos is trying to replicate the perfection of DORITO

by Dostitos March 13, 2023

Tostitos Baby

A Tostitos baby is a sexual maneuver where during sex ,towards the end of a womans period, you creampie her. She then squeezes it out and scoops it up with a nacho chip and eats it.

Yeah I brought home that girl from the party, and she was so wild, she let me give her a "Tostitos Baby"

by KO C December 12, 2024

This is for all the Tostitos

A phrase used to downgrade the meaning of any large scale event by plugging the product that sponsors the event.

Brent Musburger with :02 seconds left before Auburn kicks a game winning field goal to win the Tostitos BCS National Championship Game: "This is for all the Tostitos"

by geniusonwheels January 12, 2011

This is for all the Tostitos

To ruin a great moment with a horrible pun. The phrase spoke directly before the needle scratches across the record.

Brent Musberger uttered, "This is for ALL the tostitos." just before the winning kick in the BCS championship.

by Jasonthe29th January 13, 2011

Tostito toss

A couple comes home after a rowdy night of drinking and are hungry. The woman makes some sloppy left over taco meat nachos. After eating, they head to the bed and the woman begins to blow the man like a pornstar. When the man is about to blow his load, the woman is so drunk, she throws up a hot, sticky mess of taco meat, cheese, and crunchy chip bits all over his manhood.

I was about to blow in her mouth but then I felt something warm and crunchy all over my rod. She gave me old Tostito toss.

by Dick Rivard February 2, 2019