jozzle
A somewhat spooneriferous person who really REALLY likes eels ;) and consideres kittens a sex object.
jozzle by mgberman2000 April 20, 2008
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Jizzler
Name for a freshmen who gets caught jacking off in the school bathroom. Can also be a name for someone who gets caught watching porn in the school bathroom.
Emmet: I just saw a kid jacking off and watching porn in the school bathroom
Nick: Lmao, he must be a jizzler
Nick: Lmao, he must be a jizzler
Jizzler by Jizzlyjizzler May 12, 2022
trizzle jizzle
The act of ejaculating into your woman's shampoo bottle without her knowledge to get her back for being a bitch.
trizzle jizzle by madness1 December 20, 2010
jizzlebasm
An abstract word that can be used in any circumstance, as per the creativity/imagination/sheer stupidity of the user.
EG1: F*ck, I just jizzlebasmed your mom.
EG2: Dude! I managed to pull of a jizzlebasm.
EG3: A: dude, I'm so beast.
B: yeah right, you're about as beast as a jizzlebasm with cherry jam smothered across your ass.
EG4: Suck me, I'm the jizzlenator. Holy jizzlebasm!1!!one!!11!!1!!eleven!!1!
EG5: Can I please have some apple juiclebasm?
EG6: Holy shizzlefuck! He mercilessly jizzlebasmed that guys sister.
EG7: I bet you that there is a whole load of frizzlemcjizzlebasm in that van.
EG8: I just chugged 7 jugs of Jizzlebasm!
EG9: There is no EG9.
EG10: What the fuck is jizzlebasm anyway?
EG2: Dude! I managed to pull of a jizzlebasm.
EG3: A: dude, I'm so beast.
B: yeah right, you're about as beast as a jizzlebasm with cherry jam smothered across your ass.
EG4: Suck me, I'm the jizzlenator. Holy jizzlebasm!1!!one!!11!!1!!eleven!!1!
EG5: Can I please have some apple juiclebasm?
EG6: Holy shizzlefuck! He mercilessly jizzlebasmed that guys sister.
EG7: I bet you that there is a whole load of frizzlemcjizzlebasm in that van.
EG8: I just chugged 7 jugs of Jizzlebasm!
EG9: There is no EG9.
EG10: What the fuck is jizzlebasm anyway?
jizzlebasm by Papadouche March 24, 2009
Juzzle
Juzzle by NegativeCookie February 21, 2015
Jizzle Drizzle
When you cum in someone's mouth, and they spit it slowly over their lips.
Or
When the semen slowly ejaculates over the tip of the penis onto the receiving person's face.
Or
When the semen slowly ejaculates over the tip of the penis onto the receiving person's face.
God damn baby, you know I love it when you Jizzle Drizzle on yourself.
or
Baby, I'm gonna Jizzle Drizzle
or
Baby, I'm gonna Jizzle Drizzle
Jizzle Drizzle by Fred asdfasdgfasfas October 25, 2017
Jizzle Fizzle
When you've reached the peak of being jizzmatic and now considered a legend amongst those who are uncool.
1. I wish I was funky like a jizzle fizzle funk.
2. This crowd sucks! Let's hit them with some jizzle fizzle funk.
2. This crowd sucks! Let's hit them with some jizzle fizzle funk.
Jizzle Fizzle by FutureFunkSquad6000 March 28, 2020
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