by NegativeCookie February 21, 2015
Get the Juzzle mug.When a man has a jizzle party, the women escape by having a Juzzle party. The female members tell stories about their husband/partner/boyfriend's past glizzle's, and imagine the future glizzles that they may have.
"Omg, it was so hard I had to hit it with a broom!"
"A broom!? Better than what happened to my boyfriend, he was so excited I had to use a HOOVER to get it over and done with!"
"A hoover?!?"
"Yeah, it meant that the erection was gone and so was the sex!"
"..."
"He doesn't even ask me for wigs for his Jizzle parties anymore, he's THAT scared!"
"Then how did you know about the juzzle party if he wasn't gone?"
"He ran off with a suspiciously large bulge in the front, claiming he'd dropped a brick down his trousers."
"Ah."
"A broom!? Better than what happened to my boyfriend, he was so excited I had to use a HOOVER to get it over and done with!"
"A hoover?!?"
"Yeah, it meant that the erection was gone and so was the sex!"
"..."
"He doesn't even ask me for wigs for his Jizzle parties anymore, he's THAT scared!"
"Then how did you know about the juzzle party if he wasn't gone?"
"He ran off with a suspiciously large bulge in the front, claiming he'd dropped a brick down his trousers."
"Ah."
by JuzzlePar-TAY! June 27, 2008
Get the Juzzle mug.A Juzzle is a rare bread of a person and is very rare to come across. A Juzzle is most happy with a Scuzzle. if you ever find yourself a Juzzle, treat him/her as a god.
by MeesisSpeceticals November 14, 2011
Get the Juzzle mug.Name for a freshmen who gets caught jacking off in the school bathroom. Can also be a name for someone who gets caught watching porn in the school bathroom.
Emmet: I just saw a kid jacking off and watching porn in the school bathroom
Nick: Lmao, he must be a jizzler
Nick: Lmao, he must be a jizzler
by Jizzlyjizzler May 12, 2022
Get the Jizzler mug.when you are relying on someone to do something for you and they act like they have no idea what you are talking about and give a dumb answer. Particular used when dealing with people who fix things, IT car repairers etc.
1. Q: "hey mate, my latptop isn't working can you tell me whats wrong?" A: "dude, seriously? your guess is as good as mine."
2. Guy#1 "so i rang the mechanic to see how the service on my car was going, he asked me if I had dropped it in and where is my car!"
Guy#2 " dude you have just been juzzied!"
2. Guy#1 "so i rang the mechanic to see how the service on my car was going, he asked me if I had dropped it in and where is my car!"
Guy#2 " dude you have just been juzzied!"
by juzzified August 5, 2012
Get the juzzied mug.The act of ejaculating into your woman's shampoo bottle without her knowledge to get her back for being a bitch.
by madness1 December 20, 2010
Get the trizzle jizzle mug.An abstract word that can be used in any circumstance, as per the creativity/imagination/sheer stupidity of the user.
EG1: F*ck, I just jizzlebasmed your mom.
EG2: Dude! I managed to pull of a jizzlebasm.
EG3: A: dude, I'm so beast.
B: yeah right, you're about as beast as a jizzlebasm with cherry jam smothered across your ass.
EG4: Suck me, I'm the jizzlenator. Holy jizzlebasm!1!!one!!11!!1!!eleven!!1!
EG5: Can I please have some apple juiclebasm?
EG6: Holy shizzlefuck! He mercilessly jizzlebasmed that guys sister.
EG7: I bet you that there is a whole load of frizzlemcjizzlebasm in that van.
EG8: I just chugged 7 jugs of Jizzlebasm!
EG9: There is no EG9.
EG10: What the fuck is jizzlebasm anyway?
EG2: Dude! I managed to pull of a jizzlebasm.
EG3: A: dude, I'm so beast.
B: yeah right, you're about as beast as a jizzlebasm with cherry jam smothered across your ass.
EG4: Suck me, I'm the jizzlenator. Holy jizzlebasm!1!!one!!11!!1!!eleven!!1!
EG5: Can I please have some apple juiclebasm?
EG6: Holy shizzlefuck! He mercilessly jizzlebasmed that guys sister.
EG7: I bet you that there is a whole load of frizzlemcjizzlebasm in that van.
EG8: I just chugged 7 jugs of Jizzlebasm!
EG9: There is no EG9.
EG10: What the fuck is jizzlebasm anyway?
by Papadouche March 24, 2009
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