Jizzled

An immature way to say drizzled.

Dude, you just jizzled all that syrup on your pancakes.

by UDSD December 29, 2009

jizzled

After masturbating when you go to urinate, you spray all over the seat.

Josh: Dude why is there piss all over the seat?
Alex: Sorry dude i jizzled.
Josh: Ahh thats gross

by Shmoodle The Talking Poodle December 20, 2007

jizzled

like chiseled, you pull out and cum on a chicks stomach and give her a 6-pack. Now she's jizzled

"fuck, that felt good. You're jizzled now"

by desensed November 6, 2019

jizzled

A word for cumming jurassic in a female

I jizzled in that bitch

by sillywoman1246 February 4, 2022

Jizzled Splizard

The act of inserting Canadian Dew Worms into ones anus and farting them into the face of their partner.

Saturday nights aren't complete until one has a good old fashioned Jizzled Splizard.

Thank you Gary for the incredible Jizzled Splizard!

by Grundle Fly June 3, 2022

Jizzler

Name for a freshmen who gets caught jacking off in the school bathroom. Can also be a name for someone who gets caught watching porn in the school bathroom.

Emmet: I just saw a kid jacking off and watching porn in the school bathroom
Nick: Lmao, he must be a jizzler

by Jizzlyjizzler May 12, 2022

jizzed up

A combination of being "jazzed" and "ginned up" about something.

To be in a state of excitement as a result of an event or occurrence. To be "up in arms" about something.

Bob: The last thing we need is for people to get all jizzed up about our company's third quarter loss, it was the result of unusual circumstances.

Phil: I think you meant to say ginned up...but your point is well taken.

by RedBeard53 April 21, 2010