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jizzled
jizzled by Shmoodle The Talking Poodle December 20, 2007
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jizzled • Jizzled Splizard • Jizzledick • Jizzle Drizzle • jizzle dance • jizzle diddlin • jizzle • jizzler • Jizzed • jizzlet
Jizzled Splizard
The act of inserting Canadian Dew Worms into ones anus and farting them into the face of their partner.
Saturday nights aren't complete until one has a good old fashioned Jizzled Splizard.
Thank you Gary for the incredible Jizzled Splizard!
Thank you Gary for the incredible Jizzled Splizard!
Jizzled Splizard by Grundle Fly June 3, 2022
Jizzler
Name for a freshmen who gets caught jacking off in the school bathroom. Can also be a name for someone who gets caught watching porn in the school bathroom.
Emmet: I just saw a kid jacking off and watching porn in the school bathroom
Nick: Lmao, he must be a jizzler
Nick: Lmao, he must be a jizzler
Jizzler by Jizzlyjizzler May 12, 2022
jizzed up
A combination of being "jazzed" and "ginned up" about something.
To be in a state of excitement as a result of an event or occurrence. To be "up in arms" about something.
To be in a state of excitement as a result of an event or occurrence. To be "up in arms" about something.
Bob: The last thing we need is for people to get all jizzed up about our company's third quarter loss, it was the result of unusual circumstances.
Phil: I think you meant to say ginned up...but your point is well taken.
Phil: I think you meant to say ginned up...but your point is well taken.
jizzed up by RedBeard53 April 21, 2010
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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