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A persons feeling after a night out from drinking (drug free) without sleep and having too work the next day.
Could be defined as multiple definitions such as: Tiredness, wariness, hunger, a want for relaxation (drugs).

Could also be known as a (bad) hangover.
Example1:
Willem: What are you doing tonight mate, getting high?
Me: Yeah, probably; I'm jozzled.

Example2:
Geoff: I had an epic night last night, brought back two birds to my place but then had to kick them out so I could go to work all day.
Me: Ohhh man... You must be jozzled.
jozzled by Dutchy Funkenstein August 1, 2012
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A current and much more sexier way of saying jizzed.
D: I just jozzed at the thought of that.

S: I tend to do that. ;D
A person with a simplistic mental attitude who initiates a course of action without having the mental capacity or ability to understand or foresee the probable consequences.
"Just look at that stupid Jozzler!"
"You stupid Jozzler!"

"What a Jozzler!"

"Oy.....Jozzler, now look what you've done!"
jozzler by Jeremy 999jackdawDaw November 11, 2017
Dude, you just jizzled all that syrup on your pancakes.
Jizzled by UDSD December 29, 2009
After masturbating when you go to urinate, you spray all over the seat.
Josh: Dude why is there piss all over the seat?
Alex: Sorry dude i jizzled.
Josh: Ahh thats gross
A somewhat spooneriferous person who really REALLY likes eels ;) and consideres kittens a sex object.
- Is that your girlfriend?
- Yeah, I call her Jozzle.
- Why Jozzle?
- It rhymes with nozzle...
jozzle by mgberman2000 April 20, 2008
like chiseled, you pull out and cum on a chicks stomach and give her a 6-pack. Now she's jizzled
"fuck, that felt good. You're jizzled now"
jizzled by desensed November 6, 2019
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