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Jozzlen is a beautiful girl who is an amazing artist. She's super funny and fun to be around. Her laugh is contagious and her smile makes me happy. She is very caring and silly. Jozzlen's can be curious creatures. A lot of fun to be around. She doesn't always have a lot of self confidence, but she deserves to. Everyone needs a Jozzlen in their lives :)

Jozzlen is a Jozzlen.

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Jizzlenut Sweatsuit

A running suit consisting of compression shorts, compression shirt, and compression socks. Often worn by creepy joggers who run in front of others and stop to stretch in weird positions.

Dylan: Man, did you see what Romen was wearing?

Eric: Yea! That Jizzlenut Sweatsuit of his scared off all the ladies!

Jizzlenut Sweatsuit by Creepy Corbin November 19, 2011

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Jizzleneck

Someone in your crew who you are always chilling with, yet he is the bitch of the crew who always gets shit on. He is always doing some dumb shit, and always getting made fun of, but people don't fully dislike him.

Alex: "Colin was being such a fucking jizzleneck last weekend. We had to walk home from the concert because his ass bailed on us to try to pound a chick who looked like my shits. She was so damn ugly!"

Eric: "Hey man, 2's need love too!"

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Jizzleneck by Ty Does Moose Stuff June 5, 2016

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jozzler

A person with a simplistic mental attitude who initiates a course of action without having the mental capacity or ability to understand or foresee the probable consequences.

"Just look at that stupid Jozzler!"
"You stupid Jozzler!"

"What a Jozzler!"

"Oy.....Jozzler, now look what you've done!"

jozzler by Jeremy 999jackdawDaw November 11, 2017

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Jazzlene

Jazzlene Meaning “A great girlfriend” it can be used in sentences for your girlfriend who you would like to show affection and gratitude for.

“I love you Jazzlene, i never wanna leave you”

Jazzlene by Gay Uncultured Swine January 28, 2019

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Jozzlin'

To drink in a very violent and sexual fashion.

I thought she was cute, until she began jozzlin' her gatorade like a horny alligator. I knew she was too much.

Jozzlin' by stylisticchanges August 3, 2010

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jozzle

A somewhat spooneriferous person who really REALLY likes eels ;) and consideres kittens a sex object.

- Is that your girlfriend?
- Yeah, I call her Jozzle.
- Why Jozzle?
- It rhymes with nozzle...

jozzle by mgberman2000 April 20, 2008

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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